Oct 15, 2002 22:03
Since everything sucks right now...I thought I'd tell a stupid joke. Ready? Actually, I don't really care if you are ready cuz I'm going to tell it anyway.
Q: What is brown and sounds like a bell?
A: Dung!
Ok, that was stupid, so here's a better one, but for those who have virgin eyes, don't look.
Q: How can you tell you have a high sperm count?
A: She has to chew before she swallows.