This meme needs a re-write.
Grah. Sick. Of course this had to happen when I got time off from school with nothing to do but dedicate myself to fun. Instead I am lying knocked out in bed, praying for death.
Yes, I have a cold. Yes, I am a complete wuss, and am expecting everyone to drop everything they're doing to bring me toast and tea in bed. People shall also bring me offerings of ice-cream, tissues, and unlimited TLC. Oh yeah, and gold and jewels, too. I'd like something shiny to look at while sick.
Stolen from darling puredeadthingy
British
[X] You drink a lot of tea.
[] You know what a brolly is.
[] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[X] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[X] It's football...not soccer.
Total: 3
Australian
[] you wear flip flops all year.
[] You call flip-flops thongs not flip flops.
[X] You love a backyard Barbie.
[] You know a Barbie is not a doll.
[] You love the beach.
[X] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[] You're a sports fanatic.
[] You are tanned.
[] You're a bit of a bogan.
[] You have an Australian something
Total: 2
Italian
[] The Sopranos is a great show.
[] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[X] You know how a real meatball tastes. SWEDISH.
[] You know Italian songs.
[] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[X] You speak some Italian.
[] You are under 5’10’’
[] you know what an Italian horn is
[X] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world.
[X] You talk with your hands.
Total: 4
Spanish
[X] you say member instead of Remember.
[] You speak Spanish or some.
[X] You like tacos.
[] You TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[] You are dark skinned.
[X] You know what a Pita is.
[X] You talk fast occasionally
[X] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[] You know what platanos are.
Total: 5
Russian
[] You say villain as: Vee-lon.
[] You get short tempered.
[] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[] You get cold easily.
[X] Rain is fun for you.
[] You get into contests all the time.
[X] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
Total: 2
Irish
[] You think beer is the best.
[] You have a bad temper.
[] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[X] You have blue or green eyes.
[X] You like the color green.
[] You have been to a St. Patrick's day party.
[] You have a family member from Ireland.
[] You have blonde hair. (...Red?)
[] You have/had freckles.
[] Your family get togethers always include drinking and singing.
Total: 2
African American
[] You say nigga/nukka casually.
[] You have nappy hair.
[] You like rap.
[] You know how to shoot a gun.
[X] You think President George Walker Bush is racist. (Clarification here; not the really virulent kind. One of those who says 'I'm not racist' but has been brought up in an environment in which he sometimes panics when talking to black people. Like 'Oh no, maybe I should be saying something else? No...no...it's fine'. Then starts again.)
[X] You like chicken.
[] You like watermelon.
[] You can dance.
[] You can 'sing' gospel.
Total: 2
Asian
[X] You have slanty/small eyes.
[X] You like rice a lot.
[] You are good at math.
[] You have played the piano.
[] You have family from Asia.
[X] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[] Most people think you're Chinese.
[] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[] You go to Baulko.
Total: 3
German
[X] You like bread.
[X] You think German Chocolate is good. (I think all chocolate is good.)
[] You speak some German.
[X] You know what Schnitzel is.
[] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi.
[X] You went to Pre-school.
[X] You're over 5'2
Total: 5
Canadian
[] You like/play/played hockey.
[] You love beer.
[X] You say eh.
[X] You know what poutine is.
[X] You speak some French.
[] You love Tim Horton's.
[] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[] You watch/watched Degrassi.
Total: 3
American
[] You hate foriegners.
[] You hate non - Christians.
[X] You're lazy.
[] You are not cultured.
[] You hate abortion.
[] But love the death penalty.
[] You don't read.
[] You shop at Wal-Mart.
[] You think this survey is rather biased.
Total: 1
And, because really, we get no love and recognition 'round here...
Sweden
[/] You do not believe in God (Half an X, because I do believe in SOMETHING.)
[] Your only reason to travel is to buy as much tax-free alcohol as you can carry
[X] You know who Ingemar Stenmark is
[] You speak English fluently, but secretly hope you will never need to use it
[] Talking, and mostly complaining, about the weather will never get old
[] You drive a Volvo, or a Saab
[] Your favourite food is something fermented
[X] Your feelings regarding sex (that it is a perfectly natural thing that can be openly discussed) will surely land you in Hell
[] You are naturally blonde
[X] Astrid Lindgren went to Nangijala
[] The worst thing anyone can possibly call you, is racist. This is why you will stay quiet about the other nations mentioned in this survey. What if they're offended?
Total: 3,5
There. Any Swedes on the flist feeling like they've got something to add? =)
Yes, I have a cold. Yes, I am a complete wuss, and am expecting everyone to drop everything they're doing to bring me toast and tea in bed. People shall also bring me offerings of ice-cream, tissues, and unlimited TLC. Oh yeah, and gold and jewels, too. I'd like something shiny to look at while sick.
Stolen from darling puredeadthingy
British
[X] You drink a lot of tea.
[] You know what a brolly is.
[] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[X] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[X] It's football...not soccer.
Total: 3
Australian
[] you wear flip flops all year.
[] You call flip-flops thongs not flip flops.
[X] You love a backyard Barbie.
[] You know a Barbie is not a doll.
[] You love the beach.
[X] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[] You're a sports fanatic.
[] You are tanned.
[] You're a bit of a bogan.
[] You have an Australian something
Total: 2
Italian
[] The Sopranos is a great show.
[] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[X] You know how a real meatball tastes. SWEDISH.
[] You know Italian songs.
[] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[X] You speak some Italian.
[] You are under 5’10’’
[] you know what an Italian horn is
[X] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world.
[X] You talk with your hands.
Total: 4
Spanish
[X] you say member instead of Remember.
[] You speak Spanish or some.
[X] You like tacos.
[] You TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[] You are dark skinned.
[X] You know what a Pita is.
[X] You talk fast occasionally
[X] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[] You know what platanos are.
Total: 5
Russian
[] You say villain as: Vee-lon.
[] You get short tempered.
[] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[] You get cold easily.
[X] Rain is fun for you.
[] You get into contests all the time.
[X] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
Total: 2
Irish
[] You think beer is the best.
[] You have a bad temper.
[] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[X] You have blue or green eyes.
[X] You like the color green.
[] You have been to a St. Patrick's day party.
[] You have a family member from Ireland.
[] You have blonde hair. (...Red?)
[] You have/had freckles.
[] Your family get togethers always include drinking and singing.
Total: 2
African American
[] You say nigga/nukka casually.
[] You have nappy hair.
[] You like rap.
[] You know how to shoot a gun.
[X] You think President George Walker Bush is racist. (Clarification here; not the really virulent kind. One of those who says 'I'm not racist' but has been brought up in an environment in which he sometimes panics when talking to black people. Like 'Oh no, maybe I should be saying something else? No...no...it's fine'. Then starts again.)
[X] You like chicken.
[] You like watermelon.
[] You can dance.
[] You can 'sing' gospel.
Total: 2
Asian
[X] You have slanty/small eyes.
[X] You like rice a lot.
[] You are good at math.
[] You have played the piano.
[] You have family from Asia.
[X] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[] Most people think you're Chinese.
[] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[] You go to Baulko.
Total: 3
German
[X] You like bread.
[X] You think German Chocolate is good. (I think all chocolate is good.)
[] You speak some German.
[X] You know what Schnitzel is.
[] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi.
[X] You went to Pre-school.
[X] You're over 5'2
Total: 5
Canadian
[] You like/play/played hockey.
[] You love beer.
[X] You say eh.
[X] You know what poutine is.
[X] You speak some French.
[] You love Tim Horton's.
[] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[] You watch/watched Degrassi.
Total: 3
American
[] You hate foriegners.
[] You hate non - Christians.
[X] You're lazy.
[] You are not cultured.
[] You hate abortion.
[] But love the death penalty.
[] You don't read.
[] You shop at Wal-Mart.
[] You think this survey is rather biased.
Total: 1
And, because really, we get no love and recognition 'round here...
Sweden
[/] You do not believe in God (Half an X, because I do believe in SOMETHING.)
[] Your only reason to travel is to buy as much tax-free alcohol as you can carry
[X] You know who Ingemar Stenmark is
[] You speak English fluently, but secretly hope you will never need to use it
[] Talking, and mostly complaining, about the weather will never get old
[] You drive a Volvo, or a Saab
[] Your favourite food is something fermented
[X] Your feelings regarding sex (that it is a perfectly natural thing that can be openly discussed) will surely land you in Hell
[] You are naturally blonde
[X] Astrid Lindgren went to Nangijala
[] The worst thing anyone can possibly call you, is racist. This is why you will stay quiet about the other nations mentioned in this survey. What if they're offended?
Total: 3,5
There. Any Swedes on the flist feeling like they've got something to add? =)