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Well, one of the goals I had set up for myself this Autumn Break has been fulfilled. Presenting chapter 27 of OFUC: Crazy Crossings! It's exactly, on the day, two months since my last update. =) Yes, I think that's worth a smiley face.
A couple of days ago I noticed I have a couple of small, red marks on the back of my calf. They are about an inch apart, and first I thought they might be mosquito bites, because they itched a little. Then I noticed that they did not itch ENOUGH to be mosquito bites (besides, it's a bit cold for mosquitos now, and we never have many of them anyway since I live at the top of a hill), and they don't look nor feel like pimples either, so there is only one logical explanation left.
I have been bitten by a vampire.
A very tiny vampire which seems to focus on my leg instead of my throat and which apparently doesn't suck a lot of blood, but without a doubt a vampire.
This explains so much! Why I threw up in a trashcan on the Skärholmen subway station (obviously a way for my body to get rid of the food it no longer needs since I am transforming into a vampire*) yesterday, why I sleep until three pm to avoid as much sunlight as I can**, why I have a pair of vampire teeth near my computer***...
You think I can get out of going back to school tomorrow by blaming the vampires?
* Not at all a sign that I have eaten bad olives
** It has nothing to do with me having messed-up sleeping patterns
*** They are blue and made of plastic and of course not just a Halloween gift from my father, but a sign that he KNOWS something
A couple of days ago I noticed I have a couple of small, red marks on the back of my calf. They are about an inch apart, and first I thought they might be mosquito bites, because they itched a little. Then I noticed that they did not itch ENOUGH to be mosquito bites (besides, it's a bit cold for mosquitos now, and we never have many of them anyway since I live at the top of a hill), and they don't look nor feel like pimples either, so there is only one logical explanation left.
I have been bitten by a vampire.
A very tiny vampire which seems to focus on my leg instead of my throat and which apparently doesn't suck a lot of blood, but without a doubt a vampire.
This explains so much! Why I threw up in a trashcan on the Skärholmen subway station (obviously a way for my body to get rid of the food it no longer needs since I am transforming into a vampire*) yesterday, why I sleep until three pm to avoid as much sunlight as I can**, why I have a pair of vampire teeth near my computer***...
You think I can get out of going back to school tomorrow by blaming the vampires?
* Not at all a sign that I have eaten bad olives
** It has nothing to do with me having messed-up sleeping patterns
*** They are blue and made of plastic and of course not just a Halloween gift from my father, but a sign that he KNOWS something