Why is my life so boring?
Why do I suck as a person? Seriously... You hear people say, 'Aww man, my life sucks'. Bullshit. You're a pussy. I am a horrible person.
Speaking of pussies, I made a run on a very considerate lady yesterday... here's the story:
A man gets a phone call that says your mom is dying, get to the hospital. He goes to the hospital and mom's already dead. Man calls wife explains the situation and says he's going to be there for a while with family. Wife says 'Hurry home'. Wife proceeds to (here comes the considerate part) lay out 20 towels in the living room floor, lies down on the floor and shoots herself in the head with a .357 Magnum. Man comes home, finds wife dead and I show up (having just left Fazoli's where my Ultimate Sampler Platter was waiting on me).
My question is, what kind of cold hearted bitch would do something like that? That's a whore. Really...
So anyways... I'll be so happy when this Paramedic class is over. I hate the people in it, I hate the people teaching it, I hate my clinical site, I hate doing clinicals, I hate the fact that I still have to do 500 hours of ride time, and most of all I hate that I paid $2000 for this shit. BLAH.... 2K to learn how to put tubes in people, shock em and stick em with needles... Hoophoopityhoopla
I mean, it's not like it matters. Everyone calls EMS people life savers... bullshit. I have saved 1 maybe 2 lives in my 2 year career. And of those 2, how many walked out of the hospital? 0... GOOSE EGG.... ZILCH....NADA. If anything we are organ keeping-fresh people. We delay the inevitable... people die, we're human. Oh well.
I found some old SMW videos when I, well when my girlfriend was cleaning out my closets. I guess that'll be my next sit down and watch project.
Oh well.... until next time....
Speaking of pussies, I made a run on a very considerate lady yesterday... here's the story:
A man gets a phone call that says your mom is dying, get to the hospital. He goes to the hospital and mom's already dead. Man calls wife explains the situation and says he's going to be there for a while with family. Wife says 'Hurry home'. Wife proceeds to (here comes the considerate part) lay out 20 towels in the living room floor, lies down on the floor and shoots herself in the head with a .357 Magnum. Man comes home, finds wife dead and I show up (having just left Fazoli's where my Ultimate Sampler Platter was waiting on me).
My question is, what kind of cold hearted bitch would do something like that? That's a whore. Really...
So anyways... I'll be so happy when this Paramedic class is over. I hate the people in it, I hate the people teaching it, I hate my clinical site, I hate doing clinicals, I hate the fact that I still have to do 500 hours of ride time, and most of all I hate that I paid $2000 for this shit. BLAH.... 2K to learn how to put tubes in people, shock em and stick em with needles... Hoophoopityhoopla
I mean, it's not like it matters. Everyone calls EMS people life savers... bullshit. I have saved 1 maybe 2 lives in my 2 year career. And of those 2, how many walked out of the hospital? 0... GOOSE EGG.... ZILCH....NADA. If anything we are organ keeping-fresh people. We delay the inevitable... people die, we're human. Oh well.
I found some old SMW videos when I, well when my girlfriend was cleaning out my closets. I guess that'll be my next sit down and watch project.
Oh well.... until next time....