Hella Survey
Doing this has kind of depressed me. Sad how few things are bold.
Items in bold I have never done, as yet.
I have never been drunk
I have never smoked pot
I have never kissed a member of the opposite sex
I have never kissed a member of the same sex
I have never crashed a friend's car
I have never been to Japan
I have never ridden in a taxi
I have never had anal sex
I have never been in love
I have never had sex
I have never had sex in public
I have never been dumped
I have never shoplifted
I have never been fired
I have never been in a fist fight
I have never had a threesome
I have never snuck out of my parents' house
I have never been tied up (sexually)
I have never been caught masturbating
I have never pissed on myself (well everyone has as a lil kid)
I have never had sex with a member of the same sex
I have never had sex with a member of the opposite sex
I have never been arrested
I have never made out with a stranger
I have never stolen something from my job
I have never celebrated New Year's in Times Square (or national equivalent)
I have never gone on a blind date
I have never lied to a friend(proud of this one)
I have never had a crush on a teacher
I have never celebrated Mardi-Gras in New Orleans
I have never been to Europe
I have never slept with a co-worker
I have never thrown up in a bar
I have never cheated on a final exam
I have never had a relationship with someone of the same sex
I have never been/gotten someone pregnant(thank God)
I have never held a firearm.
I have never ridden a unicycle.
I have never had a crush on a blood relative.
I have never tripped on a(n) hallucinogenic substance.
I have never had my blood drawn for recreational purposes.
I have never worn something really odd and/or scandalous to work.
I have never kept a library book forever.
I have never broken a bone.
I have never dated/slept with/had a relationship with anyone younger than me by 20 years.(one day...)
Ditto older than.
I have never been to a strip club or other such venue of nude dancing
Instructions:
1. Copy this whole list into your journal.
2. Bold the things that you have in common with me.
3. Whatever you don't bold, replace with things about you.
01. I have, simultaneously, a yen for self-destruction and a strong sense of self-preservation. Fortunately, the two usually balance one another out and don't argue very often.
02. I might have. OCD
03. If music did not exist, I would feel a great sense of loss, regardless of the fast that I wouldn't know what I was missing.
04. I know how to ice skate. (Not well, mind you)
05. Clean cold water is probably the best drink on Earth.
06. I love watching movies and often like to dissect them.
07. I hate when people type in all caps online.
08. It is a pet peeve of mine when people get grammatically lax in their IMs or emails or etc. on purpose, in effort to use "internet" phrases and sound cute and/or young, or those who cut themselves too much slack on grammar and whatall when writing non-realtime things like email. However, I readily forgive anyone who is trying to type with relative speed on something like IM and therefore fucks up their typing and spelling a lot, like I do. (If there was a way to make this even more bold, I would)
09. When I write, it's like bleeding. Pouring blood from my heart.
10. I was born Ohio.
11. I enjoy walking in the woods.
12. Driving at night with no music and the windows all down and the inside lights off is INCREDIBLY soothing and is when I get some of my best thinking done.
13. I suck at video games but love to play them.
14. I deal with death better than anyone I know. I think it's because I don't have any illusions about it.
15. I could teach but I don't think I have enough time to do that and all the other stuff I want to.
16. I sleep naked whenever I can.
17. I never have enough time.
18. The beginning of wisdom is the realization that you know nothing.
19. I have a lot to learn.
20. I check my email everyday to see if I got new email, sometimes I check more than once a day. (only sometimes? heh...)
21. I volunteer at Westeria House, which is a home where a woman has adopted 10 special needs kids.
22. I love to argue and have gotten into some doozy's with my best friends.
23. I with my roomate, who also happens to be my best friend here and an all around kick butt guy to know.
24. If I think you're cute, I'll probably tell you depending on my mood.
25. If you think I'm cute, I probably won't know about it unless you spell it out in crayons.
26. I appreciate inspiration.
27. I own only one burnt CD and that because of sentimental value. I plan to get a record deal someday and it would be awfully hypocritical of me.
28. I'm a colorful person.
29. I'm down right weird
30. I enjoy being straight.
31. While I don't agree with the gay lifestyle, I do think that they are just people like you and me.
32. I have a car but it's sick.
33. I get discouraged.
34. I dislike bratty kids, and especially their parents.
35. I want to move to New York City, even though I've never been there.
36. I like cleaning and other chores when doing them with friends.
37. I like to bite people when making out. I also quite enjoy being bitten when making out. (Good golly)
38. I don't think there's anything anyone knows about me that I'm ashamed of.
39. I like shoes and clothes and I really don't care what that says about my manhood.
40. I love animals
41. I really enjoy thoughtful gifts, even if they cost nothing.
42. I am happy with my weight but wish I had more muscle.
43. I want to contribute something useful to the world.
44. I think people who have unprotected sex are idiots.
45. I have been idiotic. (sometimes)
46. I am confusing at times
47. I like Pina Coladas
48. I've never had a Shirley Temple.
49. I enjoy being online, but I enjoy other things just about as much, or more, depending on what they are.
50. I sometimes wish societal standards didnt make life so potentially contentious.
51. I like silence at times.
52. I adore traveling.
53. I wish I had more money, but I realize it would just buy different problems.
54. I’m tired of worrying about shit.
55. I am not fond of nonconsentual dress codes.
56. I don't mind having to do other people's dishes, as long as they have rinsed them first and have not spit loogies on them.
57. I hate the Atkin's frenzy. It isn't healthy.
58. I dislike the societal standards that make people hate their bodies.
59. I like when my friends write me letters and emails, it makes me feel special.
60. I'm pessimistic most of the time.
61. I love my family.
62. I currently have my first girlfriend.
63. I don't like liver although my mom ate tons of it while she was pregnant with me.
64. I love to dance but my skill at said dancing is questionable
65. I have no desire for institutionalized learning as a means to make money.
66. I wish I was more coordinated.
67. I have no kids but want tons.
68. I want to win a billion dollars but would rather earn it.
69. I feel alone in a crowded room. (sometimes. and sometimes I like it that way)
70. I'm online a lot.
71. I'd like to know what someone is thinking if they don't bold 68.
72. I love meeting people and I bond very quickly although it doesn't compare to time and trial tested friendships.
73. I would forgive my best friend for murdering my wife.
74. I love to read. Always have.
75. I think that i'm good at some things, and I wish I was better at others. Some things I suck at, but I don't really care, because they don't come up very often.
76. I am really ticklish.
77. I wish I could draw pretty well.
78. I've lived in Ohio and Washington, and been to Vegas, Virginia, Venice, Greece and Spain.
79. No matter where I go, there I am, though I sometimes feel like a slightly different person depending on location and kin.
80. I get songs stuck in my head for days at a time sometimes.
81. I don't get scared.
82. I can be frightened though.
83. I am a giraffe. What the heck, randomness is good.
84. I think the world is going to hell in a handbasket.
85. I believe in accepting consequences.
86. I like tattoos and piercings and have some of both.
87. I hate having the feeling that I'm not going to go anywhere in life.
88. I love chocolate.
89. I would doubt myself often if I thought about it more.
90. I am too nice sometimes.
91. I care about me.
92. I care about others more.
93. I'm usually too hard on myself. Sometimes I am too soft on myself. Often, I swing randomly between the two like a monkey on a vine.
94. People who shy away from a book because of it's length piss me off.
95. Most people would benefit from a good dose of glitter. I left this one just because it's special
96. I don't sleep enough.
97. This survey took for freaking ever but was well worth it.
98. I love strange people.
99. I play the guitar.
100. Now that I'm done, I'm going to sleep.
Items in bold I have never done, as yet.
I have never been drunk
I have never smoked pot
I have never kissed a member of the opposite sex
I have never kissed a member of the same sex
I have never crashed a friend's car
I have never been to Japan
I have never ridden in a taxi
I have never had anal sex
I have never been in love
I have never had sex
I have never had sex in public
I have never been dumped
I have never shoplifted
I have never been fired
I have never been in a fist fight
I have never had a threesome
I have never snuck out of my parents' house
I have never been tied up (sexually)
I have never been caught masturbating
I have never pissed on myself (well everyone has as a lil kid)
I have never had sex with a member of the same sex
I have never had sex with a member of the opposite sex
I have never been arrested
I have never made out with a stranger
I have never stolen something from my job
I have never celebrated New Year's in Times Square (or national equivalent)
I have never gone on a blind date
I have never lied to a friend(proud of this one)
I have never had a crush on a teacher
I have never celebrated Mardi-Gras in New Orleans
I have never been to Europe
I have never slept with a co-worker
I have never thrown up in a bar
I have never cheated on a final exam
I have never had a relationship with someone of the same sex
I have never been/gotten someone pregnant(thank God)
I have never held a firearm.
I have never ridden a unicycle.
I have never had a crush on a blood relative.
I have never tripped on a(n) hallucinogenic substance.
I have never had my blood drawn for recreational purposes.
I have never worn something really odd and/or scandalous to work.
I have never kept a library book forever.
I have never broken a bone.
I have never dated/slept with/had a relationship with anyone younger than me by 20 years.(one day...)
Ditto older than.
I have never been to a strip club or other such venue of nude dancing
Instructions:
1. Copy this whole list into your journal.
2. Bold the things that you have in common with me.
3. Whatever you don't bold, replace with things about you.
01. I have, simultaneously, a yen for self-destruction and a strong sense of self-preservation. Fortunately, the two usually balance one another out and don't argue very often.
02. I might have. OCD
03. If music did not exist, I would feel a great sense of loss, regardless of the fast that I wouldn't know what I was missing.
04. I know how to ice skate. (Not well, mind you)
05. Clean cold water is probably the best drink on Earth.
06. I love watching movies and often like to dissect them.
07. I hate when people type in all caps online.
08. It is a pet peeve of mine when people get grammatically lax in their IMs or emails or etc. on purpose, in effort to use "internet" phrases and sound cute and/or young, or those who cut themselves too much slack on grammar and whatall when writing non-realtime things like email. However, I readily forgive anyone who is trying to type with relative speed on something like IM and therefore fucks up their typing and spelling a lot, like I do. (If there was a way to make this even more bold, I would)
09. When I write, it's like bleeding. Pouring blood from my heart.
10. I was born Ohio.
11. I enjoy walking in the woods.
12. Driving at night with no music and the windows all down and the inside lights off is INCREDIBLY soothing and is when I get some of my best thinking done.
13. I suck at video games but love to play them.
14. I deal with death better than anyone I know. I think it's because I don't have any illusions about it.
15. I could teach but I don't think I have enough time to do that and all the other stuff I want to.
16. I sleep naked whenever I can.
17. I never have enough time.
18. The beginning of wisdom is the realization that you know nothing.
19. I have a lot to learn.
20. I check my email everyday to see if I got new email, sometimes I check more than once a day. (only sometimes? heh...)
21. I volunteer at Westeria House, which is a home where a woman has adopted 10 special needs kids.
22. I love to argue and have gotten into some doozy's with my best friends.
23. I with my roomate, who also happens to be my best friend here and an all around kick butt guy to know.
24. If I think you're cute, I'll probably tell you depending on my mood.
25. If you think I'm cute, I probably won't know about it unless you spell it out in crayons.
26. I appreciate inspiration.
27. I own only one burnt CD and that because of sentimental value. I plan to get a record deal someday and it would be awfully hypocritical of me.
28. I'm a colorful person.
29. I'm down right weird
30. I enjoy being straight.
31. While I don't agree with the gay lifestyle, I do think that they are just people like you and me.
32. I have a car but it's sick.
33. I get discouraged.
34. I dislike bratty kids, and especially their parents.
35. I want to move to New York City, even though I've never been there.
36. I like cleaning and other chores when doing them with friends.
37. I like to bite people when making out. I also quite enjoy being bitten when making out. (Good golly)
38. I don't think there's anything anyone knows about me that I'm ashamed of.
39. I like shoes and clothes and I really don't care what that says about my manhood.
40. I love animals
41. I really enjoy thoughtful gifts, even if they cost nothing.
42. I am happy with my weight but wish I had more muscle.
43. I want to contribute something useful to the world.
44. I think people who have unprotected sex are idiots.
45. I have been idiotic. (sometimes)
46. I am confusing at times
47. I like Pina Coladas
48. I've never had a Shirley Temple.
49. I enjoy being online, but I enjoy other things just about as much, or more, depending on what they are.
50. I sometimes wish societal standards didnt make life so potentially contentious.
51. I like silence at times.
52. I adore traveling.
53. I wish I had more money, but I realize it would just buy different problems.
54. I’m tired of worrying about shit.
55. I am not fond of nonconsentual dress codes.
56. I don't mind having to do other people's dishes, as long as they have rinsed them first and have not spit loogies on them.
57. I hate the Atkin's frenzy. It isn't healthy.
58. I dislike the societal standards that make people hate their bodies.
59. I like when my friends write me letters and emails, it makes me feel special.
60. I'm pessimistic most of the time.
61. I love my family.
62. I currently have my first girlfriend.
63. I don't like liver although my mom ate tons of it while she was pregnant with me.
64. I love to dance but my skill at said dancing is questionable
65. I have no desire for institutionalized learning as a means to make money.
66. I wish I was more coordinated.
67. I have no kids but want tons.
68. I want to win a billion dollars but would rather earn it.
69. I feel alone in a crowded room. (sometimes. and sometimes I like it that way)
70. I'm online a lot.
71. I'd like to know what someone is thinking if they don't bold 68.
72. I love meeting people and I bond very quickly although it doesn't compare to time and trial tested friendships.
73. I would forgive my best friend for murdering my wife.
74. I love to read. Always have.
75. I think that i'm good at some things, and I wish I was better at others. Some things I suck at, but I don't really care, because they don't come up very often.
76. I am really ticklish.
77. I wish I could draw pretty well.
78. I've lived in Ohio and Washington, and been to Vegas, Virginia, Venice, Greece and Spain.
79. No matter where I go, there I am, though I sometimes feel like a slightly different person depending on location and kin.
80. I get songs stuck in my head for days at a time sometimes.
81. I don't get scared.
82. I can be frightened though.
83. I am a giraffe. What the heck, randomness is good.
84. I think the world is going to hell in a handbasket.
85. I believe in accepting consequences.
86. I like tattoos and piercings and have some of both.
87. I hate having the feeling that I'm not going to go anywhere in life.
88. I love chocolate.
89. I would doubt myself often if I thought about it more.
90. I am too nice sometimes.
91. I care about me.
92. I care about others more.
93. I'm usually too hard on myself. Sometimes I am too soft on myself. Often, I swing randomly between the two like a monkey on a vine.
94. People who shy away from a book because of it's length piss me off.
95. Most people would benefit from a good dose of glitter. I left this one just because it's special
96. I don't sleep enough.
97. This survey took for freaking ever but was well worth it.
98. I love strange people.
99. I play the guitar.
100. Now that I'm done, I'm going to sleep.