Title: Whipped Topping
Author:
ekasFandom: Horitsuba Gakuen
Pairing: Kurogane/Fai
Rating: T (for suggestive references)
Word Count: 693
Warnings: Slash and references to an extremely flexible Fai.
Disclaimer: If I owned the characters, they would be having canon sex very, very soon.
Kurogane felt a growing discomfort as he walked down the halls of the school after hours, most likely caused by the lack of a blond that would normally be pestering him and clinging to his side since there were not many students around to stop and stare. Normally, he would have been happy to get the rare moments of peace and quiet, but there was just something wrong about the absence of the blond that day. He had almost made it to his car when he realized the science teacher might be in trouble somewhere, and he was the only one who could do anything about it. Part of him felt it served the man right for being so weird, but the greater part knew he could not just leave the man there and feel good about it. Feeling very displeased, he turned around and stalked back to the school, muttering things about crazy chemists under his breath.
Thinking perhaps Fai simply had an abundance of work to do that day, he checked the teachers’ lounge first. The blond wasn’t there, so Kurogane decided to check the chemistry preparation room next. He found Fai there, but it was a little more of the teacher than he had been expecting to see. Fai was sitting in a chair, pants undone and holding a can of whipped topping which he was spraying onto himself.
“Kuro-sama-sensei, I wasn’t expecting you…” The can of whipped topping dropped from the science teacher’s hand. If had had not been expecting him, then clearly the whipped topping had been intended for someone else. Kurogane simply could not believe what was happening. After all the flirting and the touching and everything else, and Kurogane was finally thinking something might be possible with the man, and Fai was clearly already involved in a sexual relationship with somebody else. It was simply mind-boggling to think about, and Kurogane stalked away before he could see who the man was waiting for. He was not entirely sure he could ensure the other person’s safety.
“Kuro-chan-sensei, wait!” he heard the blond calling after him, but he kept walking. “You don’t understand!” There was a loud thud behind him; Kurogane cringed, but he used the opportunity to get further away.
He was outside the building and on the lawn before Fai finally caught up to him and grabbed his arm. “Kuro-tan-sensei, I think we need to talk about what you just saw.”
“I don’t want to talk about it.” If they talked about it, he might start imagining some anonymous person licking the whipped topping off of the man. Unfortunately, Fai was keeping pace with him as he strode across the grass.
“You don’t want to talk about it because you don’t understand.”
“I understand perfectly. You’ve just been teasing me the entire time I’ve known you.” Every last suggestion the science teacher had made had been a lie.
“Not true.” Fai stepped in front of him and kept him from going any further. “The whipped topping was for myself.”
“You’re lying.” He looked distrustfully down at the blond, but his curiosity had been roused. “You can’t bend that way.”
“Yes, I can.” Now that was certainly an intriguing concept, but, still, the science teacher had some more explaining to do. “I got so tired of waiting for you to catch onto my advances, that I had to take care of myself.” Kurogane shifted his weight uncomfortably as he realized this was not a conversation to be had where students might overhear. “Kuro-sama, I’m standing here with whipped topping in my pants telling you that I want you.”
“…” He supposed there was no point in trying to hide his feelings anymore after the way he had overreacted, and he leaned down to give the blond a quick kiss on the forehead. He had never been really good at voicing his emotions, and he was unwilling to do more in a public place.
“Now that we’ve gotten that taken care of, I want to go change my pants. Does Kuro-rin-sensei want to help me clean off?” After a moment’s hesitation, Kurogane followed Fai back into the building.