I have way too much time on my hands...
Welcoming THE Pheron Mai'kyall, Lord of the Silver Dragons, Destroyer of Kingdoms, Greatest Among All Dragons, and Consumer of Tea...
: Where am I?
: I am NOT senile.
Of course not. Who would say that?
: YOU just did!
No I didn't.
: Yes you di-oh, screw it. Moving on.
*cough* Anyway, we have brought you hear to ask you a few questions.
: What sort of questions?
Questions like...THIS! *whips out sheet of paper*
Er...how old are you?
: Old enough to be senile, obviously.
Um, okay. Do you have any children?
: Yes, I have one daughter. Her name is Arivel, and she's just like her mother.
Is that a good thing?
: Er...no comment!
Would you ever eat a human?
: Eat a human? Ewww! Who knows where it's been. Anyway, they make tea, so I'd prefer they prosper, as long as they don't get their grungyness near my home.
So it's true that you are obsessed with tea?
: I guess you could say that.
What tea do you like best?
: Earl Grey, with two scoops of sugar and a splash of milk.
So you'd be a Brit if you were human?
: What's a Brit?
Er, nevermind.
: What's the point of all this anyway?
To give me something to do.
: Oh.
Next question: are you single?
: Yes...ever since my wife stormed out on me and went and married that black dragon.
Awwww. I'm sorry.
: It's not your fault.
I know that a lot of dragon women will be happy to hear that you're single.
: Really?
Yep. ^.^
: Yay!
Well, that's all the time we have. We've a date to set up.
Done using bases from www.iflookscouldkill.com
: Where am I?
: I am NOT senile.
Of course not. Who would say that?
: YOU just did!
No I didn't.
: Yes you di-oh, screw it. Moving on.
*cough* Anyway, we have brought you hear to ask you a few questions.
: What sort of questions?
Questions like...THIS! *whips out sheet of paper*
Er...how old are you?
: Old enough to be senile, obviously.
Um, okay. Do you have any children?
: Yes, I have one daughter. Her name is Arivel, and she's just like her mother.
Is that a good thing?
: Er...no comment!
Would you ever eat a human?
: Eat a human? Ewww! Who knows where it's been. Anyway, they make tea, so I'd prefer they prosper, as long as they don't get their grungyness near my home.
So it's true that you are obsessed with tea?
: I guess you could say that.
What tea do you like best?
: Earl Grey, with two scoops of sugar and a splash of milk.
So you'd be a Brit if you were human?
: What's a Brit?
Er, nevermind.
: What's the point of all this anyway?
To give me something to do.
: Oh.
Next question: are you single?
: Yes...ever since my wife stormed out on me and went and married that black dragon.
Awwww. I'm sorry.
: It's not your fault.
I know that a lot of dragon women will be happy to hear that you're single.
: Really?
Yep. ^.^
: Yay!
Well, that's all the time we have. We've a date to set up.
Done using bases from www.iflookscouldkill.com