May 11, 2008 23:06
Zip on over to youtube and watch the "Safety Dance" video, then follow it up with "Land down under".
It's almost guaranteed to make you feel better.
And I just made up a joke that's almost surely been made before:
Optimists look at a glass and say it's half full.
Pessimists look at a glass and say it's half empty
The people in charge of our university's budget look at a glass and say "It's 50% too big".