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[eisteddfod]

Me: Lets go liberate an arm chair
Me: or a salad bar
Me: We should liberate a salad bar
Jayson: hahahahhaah
J: one bin at a time
Me: I betcha the salad bars get real lonely at night
J: hahahaha
J: there we go
J: let's do it
Me: Alright…meet me at my house with a wheel barrel, two spoons, and a curly straw, and we'll get it done
J: hahahaha
J: ok
J: sounds good
Me: OH SHIT
Me: I just had an idea
J: yeah?
Me: I need money
Me: so
Me: after we liberate the salad bar
Me: we could sell it to some nicer, more loving owners
Me: That won’t make the salad bar feel so lonely
J: BAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA