One-shot: Cook
Title: Shige’s Disastrous Day
Group/pairing: NEWS (KoyaShige)
Prompt: #42 Cook je_prompts
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Shige had a disastrous day, mostly caused by his stupid boyfriend. How will Koyama make it up to Shige?
Disclaimer: I own the plot and the journal. And the single lidded guy is mine.*stabs myself*
Notes: COMEBACK FIC!!! ^_____^ I wrote this fic after lunch. Hence, the food involved. Also, I made Koyama looked really stupid here. It’s not like he’s not stupid enough already Bakawaii Koyamama, un-betaed and crappy storyline.
Shige had a shitty day. A really shitty day.
First, the photo shoot went horribly wrong when Koyama accidentally tripped on some cables while running to get some donuts for Shige. That action caused the whole studio to black out. The members who have not taken their photos had to stay because the session was extended until the power is back. And guess what. Shige had to stay.
Then, the dance rehearsal went terribly awful because Shige kept on making mistakes since Koyama made him wear tight pants because ’it makes your butt stick out’. Shige can hardly ever move when he wears that pants. During the rehearsal, Shige could feeeel (don’t think, feeeel~ XDD) Koyama staring at his butt and even tried to grab his ass whenever he got the chance. Damn that perverted boy. At that point, a thought came across the soon-to-be-lawyer’s mind:
Sometimes, Koyama can be even more slutty than Tegoshi-the-ero-prince.
And as a result for his mistakes, the Sexy Osaka Man just had to nag him and threw sharp insulting comments. One of them was:
“Koyama dances better than you, Shige.”
That is a humiliation to Shige because Shige’s formula of life is:
Koyama doing something better than you = You are a complete failure.
On the way back home, Shige thought about his shitty day. He tried to find just one disaster that was not caused by Koyama. But he found none. His disastrous day was 100% Koyama’s fault. 100% his stupid boyfriend’s fault.
---
“Tadaima...” Shige said lazily.
“OKAERI SHIGE~~ Look what I made for you! It’s-“
“Zip it. I don’t wanna hear anything. Just leave me alone.”
Koyama walked out from the kitchen and stared confusedly as Shige crawled into the bedroom. CLICK. And locked it. Leaving the single eyelid guy bewildered.
“What’s wrong with Shige? He’s being so emo.” Koyama scratches his head, oblivious to the fact that he was the major contributor to the problems Shige had today. “Hmm… What should I do with this?” He put down the bowl of ramen and went to the bedroom door. He knocked.
No answer.
“Shiggy-chan~~ If you’re hungry, you can come out and eat, okay? I cooked something special for you…” Koyama called out. Then, he went back to the kitchen and writes something on a piece of paper.
After a few hours of waiting, Koyama got sleepy and fell asleep on the couch in the living room. Shige eventually felt hungry and went out from the room. He walked towards the fridge and saw the note.
Shige… HONESTLY I DON’T KNOW WHY THE HELL ARE YOU SO EMO TODAY but
I cooked today. YES! I have finally graduated from the Kato Shigeaki School of Cooking! \(^o^)/ I still remember the day when I tried to cook and well.. You know..
Of course Shige knows. The first time Koyama tried to cook, the fire alarm rang and he almost BURNED the whole apartment.
But today I made it! Thanks to you, because you thought me how to love cook! So I called my mom and she gave me the secret recipe of Koyama Special Ramen!! YAY! It’s in the fridge. Reheat it in the microwave oven, okay? I hope you like it. Enjoy!
P/S: And if you don’t like it, you can still eat me. *wink wink*
Love,
Koyama Keiichiro.
Shige opened the fridge and took out the bowl. It looked just like the one that he always eats at Koyama’s shop. When it’s already reheated, Shige took one spoonful of the ramen.
And almost vomited it back.
“IT’S SALTY!!”
---
The next day, Koyama woke up covered with a blanket and a Post-It stuck on his forehead.
You still haven’t graduated yet, baka. Your ramen was SALTY. Do you want to kill me or what?
By the way, I made some pancakes. Come and eat it before it gets cold.
P/S: I’m not a cannibal. I don’t eat humans.
Kato Shigeaki.
Koyama laughed and immediately got up and skipped to the kitchen. On the kitchen counter, he saw a plate of pancakes with maple syrup poured on top. At the dining table, sat Shige, reading a newspaper while occasionally sipping some coffee.
“Oh, the sleeping beauty is awake.” Shige said blankly, before putting away the newspaper. Koyama sat across Shige and stared at the pancakes.
“Ano.. Shige. Sorry for yesterday, if I had done anything wrong. Gomen ne?”
“It’s okay, but you have to make it up to me.”
“How?”
Shige got up from his seat and walked towards Koyama before capturing the taller one’s lips.
“Wow, apparently someone actually DOES eat people.”
“Shut up.”
In the end, Koyama had Shige for breakfast.
(Because hair-poking-out-everywhere-and-sleepy-faced-Koyama turns Shige on.)
Owari~
A/N: It’s LAME, it’s FAIL, it’s filled with crap, it uses the phrases that 100 billion people in this world had used, IT’S…..
MY FANFIC.
Sorry for the lameness. And if anyone had realized that I HAVEN’T UPDATED IN AGES! IT IS CAUSED BY MY INTERNET CONNECTION THAT WAS BITCHING ON ME. Even Yamapi-the-ever-so-calm-human-robot can die watching me, a fan girl, being away from Internet (the source of entertainment) for as long as 1 FREAKING MONTH. PEOPLE DON’T GO ON HIATUS FOR LIKE 1 MONTH! I’m a WEIRDO!!!!!!!!!!!!
I hate my Internet provider.
My multi-chap is STILL stuck on the 1st chapter. That’s right. After 1 month, it STILL hasn’t moved on. To those who have read my 1st chapter, I BEG YOUR FORGIVENESS BECAUSE MY INTERNET HATES ME. *gets stabbed* for the past month, I’ve written a few chapters and it WILL go on.
AND HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY TO ANNE-CHAN!! I AM SO SORRY I WENT MISSING FOR A YEAR. (lol, 1 month and a few days, actually. XDD)
Comments would be much appreciated. ^^
Group/pairing: NEWS (KoyaShige)
Prompt: #42 Cook je_prompts
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Shige had a disastrous day, mostly caused by his stupid boyfriend. How will Koyama make it up to Shige?
Disclaimer: I own the plot and the journal. And the single lidded guy is mine.*stabs myself*
Notes: COMEBACK FIC!!! ^_____^ I wrote this fic after lunch. Hence, the food involved. Also, I made Koyama looked really stupid here. It’s not like he’s not stupid enough already Bakawaii Koyamama, un-betaed and crappy storyline.
Shige had a shitty day. A really shitty day.
First, the photo shoot went horribly wrong when Koyama accidentally tripped on some cables while running to get some donuts for Shige. That action caused the whole studio to black out. The members who have not taken their photos had to stay because the session was extended until the power is back. And guess what. Shige had to stay.
Then, the dance rehearsal went terribly awful because Shige kept on making mistakes since Koyama made him wear tight pants because ’it makes your butt stick out’. Shige can hardly ever move when he wears that pants. During the rehearsal, Shige could feeeel (don’t think, feeeel~ XDD) Koyama staring at his butt and even tried to grab his ass whenever he got the chance. Damn that perverted boy. At that point, a thought came across the soon-to-be-lawyer’s mind:
Sometimes, Koyama can be even more slutty than Tegoshi-the-ero-prince.
And as a result for his mistakes, the Sexy Osaka Man just had to nag him and threw sharp insulting comments. One of them was:
“Koyama dances better than you, Shige.”
That is a humiliation to Shige because Shige’s formula of life is:
Koyama doing something better than you = You are a complete failure.
On the way back home, Shige thought about his shitty day. He tried to find just one disaster that was not caused by Koyama. But he found none. His disastrous day was 100% Koyama’s fault. 100% his stupid boyfriend’s fault.
---
“Tadaima...” Shige said lazily.
“OKAERI SHIGE~~ Look what I made for you! It’s-“
“Zip it. I don’t wanna hear anything. Just leave me alone.”
Koyama walked out from the kitchen and stared confusedly as Shige crawled into the bedroom. CLICK. And locked it. Leaving the single eyelid guy bewildered.
“What’s wrong with Shige? He’s being so emo.” Koyama scratches his head, oblivious to the fact that he was the major contributor to the problems Shige had today. “Hmm… What should I do with this?” He put down the bowl of ramen and went to the bedroom door. He knocked.
No answer.
“Shiggy-chan~~ If you’re hungry, you can come out and eat, okay? I cooked something special for you…” Koyama called out. Then, he went back to the kitchen and writes something on a piece of paper.
After a few hours of waiting, Koyama got sleepy and fell asleep on the couch in the living room. Shige eventually felt hungry and went out from the room. He walked towards the fridge and saw the note.
Shige… HONESTLY I DON’T KNOW WHY THE HELL ARE YOU SO EMO TODAY but
I cooked today. YES! I have finally graduated from the Kato Shigeaki School of Cooking! \(^o^)/ I still remember the day when I tried to cook and well.. You know..
Of course Shige knows. The first time Koyama tried to cook, the fire alarm rang and he almost BURNED the whole apartment.
But today I made it! Thanks to you, because you thought me how to love cook! So I called my mom and she gave me the secret recipe of Koyama Special Ramen!! YAY! It’s in the fridge. Reheat it in the microwave oven, okay? I hope you like it. Enjoy!
P/S: And if you don’t like it, you can still eat me. *wink wink*
Love,
Koyama Keiichiro.
Shige opened the fridge and took out the bowl. It looked just like the one that he always eats at Koyama’s shop. When it’s already reheated, Shige took one spoonful of the ramen.
And almost vomited it back.
“IT’S SALTY!!”
---
The next day, Koyama woke up covered with a blanket and a Post-It stuck on his forehead.
You still haven’t graduated yet, baka. Your ramen was SALTY. Do you want to kill me or what?
By the way, I made some pancakes. Come and eat it before it gets cold.
P/S: I’m not a cannibal. I don’t eat humans.
Kato Shigeaki.
Koyama laughed and immediately got up and skipped to the kitchen. On the kitchen counter, he saw a plate of pancakes with maple syrup poured on top. At the dining table, sat Shige, reading a newspaper while occasionally sipping some coffee.
“Oh, the sleeping beauty is awake.” Shige said blankly, before putting away the newspaper. Koyama sat across Shige and stared at the pancakes.
“Ano.. Shige. Sorry for yesterday, if I had done anything wrong. Gomen ne?”
“It’s okay, but you have to make it up to me.”
“How?”
Shige got up from his seat and walked towards Koyama before capturing the taller one’s lips.
“Wow, apparently someone actually DOES eat people.”
“Shut up.”
In the end, Koyama had Shige for breakfast.
(Because hair-poking-out-everywhere-and-sleepy-faced-Koyama turns Shige on.)
Owari~
A/N: It’s LAME, it’s FAIL, it’s filled with crap, it uses the phrases that 100 billion people in this world had used, IT’S…..
MY FANFIC.
Sorry for the lameness. And if anyone had realized that I HAVEN’T UPDATED IN AGES! IT IS CAUSED BY MY INTERNET CONNECTION THAT WAS BITCHING ON ME. Even Yamapi-the-ever-so-calm-human-robot can die watching me, a fan girl, being away from Internet (the source of entertainment) for as long as 1 FREAKING MONTH. PEOPLE DON’T GO ON HIATUS FOR LIKE 1 MONTH! I’m a WEIRDO!!!!!!!!!!!!
I hate my Internet provider.
My multi-chap is STILL stuck on the 1st chapter. That’s right. After 1 month, it STILL hasn’t moved on. To those who have read my 1st chapter, I BEG YOUR FORGIVENESS BECAUSE MY INTERNET HATES ME. *gets stabbed* for the past month, I’ve written a few chapters and it WILL go on.
AND HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY TO ANNE-CHAN!! I AM SO SORRY I WENT MISSING FOR A YEAR. (lol, 1 month and a few days, actually. XDD)
Comments would be much appreciated. ^^