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[eiremagic]

I was walkin' out of me flat to go to work and me foot slid through a bloody floorboard. Sliced me fuckin' leg to shite. Normally when people have more splinters than leg they stay home but I fuckin' work in a bleedin' hospital.

I think we need a new fuckin' flat.

[Yes they did move only like...six months ago! Surprise]One where the floorboards

Comments

[orangetoughguy]

...What happened?

[eiremagic]

.....the wood's rotten or somethin'.

[It's totally not]

[orangetoughguy]

You sure about that?

[eiremagic]

What the fuck else would it be?

[orangetoughguy]

Did you stomp through it?

[eiremagic]

No.

[But she may have been fiddling with it while trying to get her crowbar out]

[orangetoughguy]

Well. You're okay at least yeah?

[eiremagic]

I've got more splinters in me leg than leg.

Took the nurse an hour to get them all out...but yeah. Okay.