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[eiremagic]

Miss Eden Mac Cionaoith is unavailable.

And it's unlikely she will become available.

Please don't leave a message.

She won't receive it.

Comments

[girlwithabow]

I prefer hearing her own voice on the answering machine, thank you.

[eiremagic]

Too bad.

[girlwithabow]

Wrong answer. Now put Eden back on the line, whoever you are.

[eiremagic]

No.

[girlwithabow]

Again, wrong answer. You're on a roll tonight, aren't you?

[eiremagic]

I do not care.

[girlwithabow]

You better start caring because judging by everybody else's response to this post, nobody wants you around. Let's keep this peaceful and give Eden back.

Now.

[eiremagic]

Doing what's popular has never been my goal.

No.

[girlwithabow]

Then what is your goal? Annoying the hell out of people who care about the real Eden?

[eiremagic]

To be awake.

[girlwithabow]

Right. Now go back to sleep.

[eiremagic]

No.

[girlwithabow]

God, guys in spandex tights are so much easier than you. Seriously, cut it out.

[eiremagic]

No. This is my body. I don't care who wants or doesn't want me here. She didn't care for it.

[girlwithabow]

No, it's Eden's. She was doing fine without you.

[eiremagic]

I've always been here.