Emo sux, you suck.
Words of wisdom for all you pathetic emo kids out there in the far corners of the world...haha. get it? far CORNERS!!! I am hilarious. Moving on.
How You Can Help...
Most Emo cases can be prevented by agressive responses to the person in crisis. If you think someone you know may be going emo you should:
BE CALM: In most instances, there is no rush. Stand there and beat them-- really beat them until they toughen up. Give understanding and active anti-emotional support, destroying his or her feelings.
DEAL DIRECTLY WITH THE TOPIC OF EMO: Most individuals have mixed feelings about crying and corners and are open to help. Don't be afraid to ask or talk directly about emo.
ENCOURAGE MOVING ON WITH LIFE AND NEGITIVE ACTION: Remember that the person involved in the emo crisis is not thinking clearly; encourage them to take more serious actions while in this time of crisis. Talk about the negitive alternatives which will destroy what little hope they have left.
GET ASSISTANCE: Because you don't want to have to deal with these emo losers, do not take any responsibility by trying to be the sole counsel. Seek out resources which can lend more unqualified help, even if it means breaking people out of jail, or confidence. Let the emo kid know you don't give a hoot-- so much so that you are willing to arrange "help" beyond that which you can offer. So you called up the leader of the local gang to help them out.
~At least 70% of all people going emo give some clue as to their intentions before they actually go emo. Becoming aware of these clues and the severity of the person's problems can't help prevent such a tragedy. So it really doesn't matter. If you or a friend has gone emo. Your life obviously sucks, so you are missing some good quality corner crying time by reading this. You are dismissed. The lesson is over.
This has been a public service announcement made possible by the Checkers Anti-emo campaign.
(scene of teenage girl smoking pot...she turns to camera breathing smoke and sneers) Drugs...my anti-emo.
There you have it kids. Enjoy.
~Checkers
How You Can Help...
Most Emo cases can be prevented by agressive responses to the person in crisis. If you think someone you know may be going emo you should:
BE CALM: In most instances, there is no rush. Stand there and beat them-- really beat them until they toughen up. Give understanding and active anti-emotional support, destroying his or her feelings.
DEAL DIRECTLY WITH THE TOPIC OF EMO: Most individuals have mixed feelings about crying and corners and are open to help. Don't be afraid to ask or talk directly about emo.
ENCOURAGE MOVING ON WITH LIFE AND NEGITIVE ACTION: Remember that the person involved in the emo crisis is not thinking clearly; encourage them to take more serious actions while in this time of crisis. Talk about the negitive alternatives which will destroy what little hope they have left.
GET ASSISTANCE: Because you don't want to have to deal with these emo losers, do not take any responsibility by trying to be the sole counsel. Seek out resources which can lend more unqualified help, even if it means breaking people out of jail, or confidence. Let the emo kid know you don't give a hoot-- so much so that you are willing to arrange "help" beyond that which you can offer. So you called up the leader of the local gang to help them out.
~At least 70% of all people going emo give some clue as to their intentions before they actually go emo. Becoming aware of these clues and the severity of the person's problems can't help prevent such a tragedy. So it really doesn't matter. If you or a friend has gone emo. Your life obviously sucks, so you are missing some good quality corner crying time by reading this. You are dismissed. The lesson is over.
This has been a public service announcement made possible by the Checkers Anti-emo campaign.
(scene of teenage girl smoking pot...she turns to camera breathing smoke and sneers) Drugs...my anti-emo.
There you have it kids. Enjoy.
~Checkers