Profs should make hw more exciting. or this happens. pardon the spelling.
Eirecheckers17: lets write a story
Eirecheckers17: Ill start
Eirecheckers17: there was this one time there was a ninj and a chex and they lived on a boat where it was nice and warm and the water was all blue
hisui ryoshi: they liked to swim in the water with their companion animals. Some were smaller and playful, others were wise and strong.
Eirecheckers17: lol
Eirecheckers17: others were dangerous and sharp
Eirecheckers17: like their friend the shark
Eirecheckers17: who tried to eat their other little friends
hisui ryoshi: Ninj liked to make throwing weapons out of their teeth using an ingenous combination with sea stars
Eirecheckers17: Chex like to make musical instruments from the legs of octopuses and the shells of molluscs
hisui ryoshi: Anyway, one day something happened that shattered Chex and Ninj's happily violent (but relativily safe world) a bigger ship filled with normal people sailed through their water
Eirecheckers17: it was the dreaded Cruiseshipians! from the wicked land of Whittier'ak! They were a ruthless race, full of drunks and nudists, and puppy kickers!
hisui ryoshi: not to mention the children on rollar shoes. the most evil breed of all. Ninj and chex realized that they had to be stopped.
Eirecheckers17: the world would soon come to an end because the Cruiseshipians reproduced exponentially and therefore would fill the entire earth! therefore they had to be erradicated completely if ninj, chex, and their little sea friends were ever going to live happily ever after
hisui ryoshi: which of course they wanted to do. So Chex and Ninj sat about planning. They realized that curiseshipians actually melted if they touched the water. so to discover just how effective this was, they trained their smaller more fun loving sea friends to jump up and spit water on the cruiseshippians.
hisui ryoshi: It worked like acid which meant they didn't have much of a face anymore, but they were still alive
Eirecheckers17: they realized simply melting their faces off, while making them less attractive to each other, did not stop their ridiculously fast reproduction. they must be completely destroyed! so Ninj and Chex set about having their strong pointy-nosed fish friends drill holes in the side of the big boat...
hisui ryoshi: at which point the boats started to get lower and lower in the water. And lo and behold the cruiseshippians turned against each other. And who was the first to be thrown overboard? Why the children on rollar shoes of course. confirming that they were indeed hated by all. It also confirmed the curiseshippians were dumb as posts because they killed their young. Tragically they had reproductive organs of steal, and weren't afraid to use them in efforts to replace murdered young...after they saved their own sorry hides
Eirecheckers17: The adults began clamboring into the little boats kept on the big boat incase of any emergency just like this one, which did not slow them down one bit, if you know what I mean...
Eirecheckers17: (ill keep going)
Eirecheckers17: as ninj and chex watched from afar they realized that part 35a of their plan had failed. the Cruiseshipians were not supposed to have tiny boats attached to the big boat incase of pointy-nosed fish boring holes in he side
hisui ryoshi: they however, were quite pleased with themselves for the part of the plan entitled 36c which was while they further developed their plan, Ninj put her arsonal of throwing sea stars to work. So while Ninj picked off the more errr.....enthusastic ones she and Chex disscused at a leasurily pace what might be done about this new situation.
Eirecheckers17: Chex decided that it was time to call in the big guns...thats right....her army of Giant Atlantic Lugworms, each the size of several large bananas tied together length-wise
hisui ryoshi: Ninj was of course....compeltly behind this plan. And it's complete awsomness. Especially as the Atlantic lugworms (who were not really happy to be in such tropical waters around loud noisy people) successfully damaged boats until they sank into the water. The curiseshippians screamed in agony as they melted into the water. Chex and Ninj wished they had some sort of air purifying divice as the smell of all that fake baked skin disintigrating into the water was really...unpleasant.
Eirecheckers17: victory! victory at last! ninj and chex cried...until their friendly neighborhood frigatebird enquired if they had noticed the blob of orange sea that looked as if a thousand oil tankers had belched forth their precious cargos....hm. this is not good they decided. time to put plan 46.07 into action!
Eirecheckers17: (melted people)
hisui ryoshi: Ninj looked fearfully at the blob. After all it was orange. It might be a message from Chex and Ninj's most hated enemy: The ocean dwelling duck of evil. They were known to send out orange representatives ahead of themsevles. Thankfully Chex, in a moment of much needed sanity, realized these were merely the remains of the cruiseshippians, and that while toxic, had nothing to do with their impending doom in any way. Indeed plan 46.07 in which they would use the currents to move it down to the arctic (where Chex and Ninj did not much like to sail) was in order.
Eirecheckers17: Footnote 1: years later during an expedition to the arctic envolving a few russians and huskies, the russians, having lost all their supplies (silly them) were forced to eat what appeared to be yellow snow. they thought at first it was the nitrogen waste of their dogs sprayed on the crystalline structure of frozen water. how could they have known it was really the faded, frozen remains of the last of the Cruiseshipians. Although, if you read their memoirs they say it tasted faintly of sun tan lotion
hisui ryoshi: Anyway, having successfully rid themselves of the invading cruiseshipians and their sun tan lotion fumes, Chex and Ninj were once again free to spend their days splashing around the ocean having as much fun as they pleased. No consequences and no one to tell them what to do.
END!
Directed by:
Fate
Produced by:
A. I. Messanger
Cast
Ninj....Ninj
Chex...Chex
Stunts
Cruz Shipin S. Annoying Child
Schip Cruiser T. Cruise
Roller Kid Chip O. Ship
Kid the Roller Russka Mans
*No huskies or sea friends were harmed in the making of this story*
Eirecheckers17: Ill start
Eirecheckers17: there was this one time there was a ninj and a chex and they lived on a boat where it was nice and warm and the water was all blue
hisui ryoshi: they liked to swim in the water with their companion animals. Some were smaller and playful, others were wise and strong.
Eirecheckers17: lol
Eirecheckers17: others were dangerous and sharp
Eirecheckers17: like their friend the shark
Eirecheckers17: who tried to eat their other little friends
hisui ryoshi: Ninj liked to make throwing weapons out of their teeth using an ingenous combination with sea stars
Eirecheckers17: Chex like to make musical instruments from the legs of octopuses and the shells of molluscs
hisui ryoshi: Anyway, one day something happened that shattered Chex and Ninj's happily violent (but relativily safe world) a bigger ship filled with normal people sailed through their water
Eirecheckers17: it was the dreaded Cruiseshipians! from the wicked land of Whittier'ak! They were a ruthless race, full of drunks and nudists, and puppy kickers!
hisui ryoshi: not to mention the children on rollar shoes. the most evil breed of all. Ninj and chex realized that they had to be stopped.
Eirecheckers17: the world would soon come to an end because the Cruiseshipians reproduced exponentially and therefore would fill the entire earth! therefore they had to be erradicated completely if ninj, chex, and their little sea friends were ever going to live happily ever after
hisui ryoshi: which of course they wanted to do. So Chex and Ninj sat about planning. They realized that curiseshipians actually melted if they touched the water. so to discover just how effective this was, they trained their smaller more fun loving sea friends to jump up and spit water on the cruiseshippians.
hisui ryoshi: It worked like acid which meant they didn't have much of a face anymore, but they were still alive
Eirecheckers17: they realized simply melting their faces off, while making them less attractive to each other, did not stop their ridiculously fast reproduction. they must be completely destroyed! so Ninj and Chex set about having their strong pointy-nosed fish friends drill holes in the side of the big boat...
hisui ryoshi: at which point the boats started to get lower and lower in the water. And lo and behold the cruiseshippians turned against each other. And who was the first to be thrown overboard? Why the children on rollar shoes of course. confirming that they were indeed hated by all. It also confirmed the curiseshippians were dumb as posts because they killed their young. Tragically they had reproductive organs of steal, and weren't afraid to use them in efforts to replace murdered young...after they saved their own sorry hides
Eirecheckers17: The adults began clamboring into the little boats kept on the big boat incase of any emergency just like this one, which did not slow them down one bit, if you know what I mean...
Eirecheckers17: (ill keep going)
Eirecheckers17: as ninj and chex watched from afar they realized that part 35a of their plan had failed. the Cruiseshipians were not supposed to have tiny boats attached to the big boat incase of pointy-nosed fish boring holes in he side
hisui ryoshi: they however, were quite pleased with themselves for the part of the plan entitled 36c which was while they further developed their plan, Ninj put her arsonal of throwing sea stars to work. So while Ninj picked off the more errr.....enthusastic ones she and Chex disscused at a leasurily pace what might be done about this new situation.
Eirecheckers17: Chex decided that it was time to call in the big guns...thats right....her army of Giant Atlantic Lugworms, each the size of several large bananas tied together length-wise
hisui ryoshi: Ninj was of course....compeltly behind this plan. And it's complete awsomness. Especially as the Atlantic lugworms (who were not really happy to be in such tropical waters around loud noisy people) successfully damaged boats until they sank into the water. The curiseshippians screamed in agony as they melted into the water. Chex and Ninj wished they had some sort of air purifying divice as the smell of all that fake baked skin disintigrating into the water was really...unpleasant.
Eirecheckers17: victory! victory at last! ninj and chex cried...until their friendly neighborhood frigatebird enquired if they had noticed the blob of orange sea that looked as if a thousand oil tankers had belched forth their precious cargos....hm. this is not good they decided. time to put plan 46.07 into action!
Eirecheckers17: (melted people)
hisui ryoshi: Ninj looked fearfully at the blob. After all it was orange. It might be a message from Chex and Ninj's most hated enemy: The ocean dwelling duck of evil. They were known to send out orange representatives ahead of themsevles. Thankfully Chex, in a moment of much needed sanity, realized these were merely the remains of the cruiseshippians, and that while toxic, had nothing to do with their impending doom in any way. Indeed plan 46.07 in which they would use the currents to move it down to the arctic (where Chex and Ninj did not much like to sail) was in order.
Eirecheckers17: Footnote 1: years later during an expedition to the arctic envolving a few russians and huskies, the russians, having lost all their supplies (silly them) were forced to eat what appeared to be yellow snow. they thought at first it was the nitrogen waste of their dogs sprayed on the crystalline structure of frozen water. how could they have known it was really the faded, frozen remains of the last of the Cruiseshipians. Although, if you read their memoirs they say it tasted faintly of sun tan lotion
hisui ryoshi: Anyway, having successfully rid themselves of the invading cruiseshipians and their sun tan lotion fumes, Chex and Ninj were once again free to spend their days splashing around the ocean having as much fun as they pleased. No consequences and no one to tell them what to do.
END!
Directed by:
Fate
Produced by:
A. I. Messanger
Cast
Ninj....Ninj
Chex...Chex
Stunts
Cruz Shipin S. Annoying Child
Schip Cruiser T. Cruise
Roller Kid Chip O. Ship
Kid the Roller Russka Mans
*No huskies or sea friends were harmed in the making of this story*