The Great Blowup Doll Saga....
As many of you know, Mike and I shared our room last year with the resident blowup doll, Tammy Divine. For laughs, he and I created a myspace profile for her...yes I know we need to get lives but hey we were bored. The following message was recieved by her a few days ago:
"How about the two of us .Is that enough action for you .If you want to be filled the right way I couldn`t think of know better way than myself and my beautiful wife .Well I don`t know how serious you are ,but we `re very serious for first time explorers write back if interested and then we could talk things over more ." AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAnd our reply........ "~*Hey beautiful*~ I'd love to talk things over with you...I'm extremely interested and always in the mood for some fun ;)...do you have any pictures of you two? Hope to hear from you soon doll! ~*Tammy DiviNe*~ PS. Do you enjoy toys.....I hope so...." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
His reply....
"Hey hey hey ,we were very happy to hear from you . Well since you agree to stay in contact ,we should have much fun getting to know each other. We been to Ithaca a few times . It didn`t seem like it was much to do . So we gonna have to create our own good times . Yes we do have some pictures of ourselves ,and how about you ? If so we will get to share them sometime soon . How is your schedule ,are you busy much or do you have time for some fun .You know this internet chatting is new to us , but very interesting . We are in the closet freaks for another woman and it will be our first time (besides a few times that didn`t work out ) . So were looking forward to a wing bang of a time . We watch girl on girl porno just about every time before having sex , and I tell you the only time my wife PUSSY have been wetter was when I go down on her .We fantazie all the time about other women .So your a dream come true . You got to hear my wife talk about what she`s gonna do to you sexually , it will make you cum just listening. Were ready as soon as possible. So if your ready tommorrow we will come running .Hope to see you sooner then later ." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
and our reply....
Mmm, thanks for replying, sweet thing. I'd love to see your pictures as soon as possible. You can e-mail them to sexyazndoll@hotmail.com I'm really wanting to see you and your sexy wife. Especially your wife PUSSY. The thought of it get me so wet. I want to lick her hard nipple. I bet your cock is huge! I'm curious, why didn't it work out with the other girls? Were you too much man for them to handle? Were they jealous of your sexy sexy wife? I bet her ass is to die for. What part of New York are you from? I'm actually not in Ithaca right now, but I should be arriving shortly. So, what will you and your wife do to me? I'm actually more interested in men, because I love to have my holes filled with just about anything, but I bet her tongue is fantastic too. Please write back as soon as possible. I don't think my pussy can wait too much longer... ~*TAMMY DIVINE*~"
I'm sorry...I find this highly amusing if not the sadest thing I've ever seen. A friend of Mike's is considering doing her film project on this... We win. What we win, I do now know. But we win....lol.