The one that comes with a warning

[einhorn_13]

Warning: This is the one where einhorn goes apeshit (again). Don't say I didn't warn you.

Hey, remember UNFINISHED BUSINESS? Remember SATAN PIT? Remember 20 HOURS IN AMERICA? SUNDAY, anyone? CASINO NIGHT? UNENDING? EGGTOWN sound familiar? SHINDIG? ROLE MODEL? RELATIVITY? BECAUSE THOSE ARE MOMENTS IN TELEVISION HISTORY WHEN I COMPLETELY LOST IT.

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[einhorn_13]

NGHUH! MY BRAIN, IT HAS GONE ROGUE AND REFUSES TO THINK ABOUT ANYTHING OTHER THAN SEEKER (and maybe a little BSG, but really, I have DENIAL written on my forehead.)

Heeeeeeeee, I had your icon in mind all the time :) And I threw this together in like 15 minutes. I was just going to post the LEGGGGGS from that episode of Criminal Intent... oooops? But then I had the capping software all fired up and then just HAD to cap some more. But I also wanted to get back to the book as soon as possible. THIS SHOW! THIS BOOK! IT MAKES ME WANT TO PULL MY HAIR OUT AND THEN, YOU KNOW, GO BATSHIT INSANE, NGUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

THEY COULDN'T HAVE TRIED TO SHARE THE VIAL OR SOMETHING??? HE GAVE IT AWAY!!! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! WHO CARES IF CHASE AND HIS WIFE HAVE THE SEXY TIEMS?! THEY HAVE FIVE KIDS ALREADY, MAYBE IT WOULD BE BETTER IF THEY DIDN'T!

WELL, I AM RIDICULOUSLY SPOILED FOR THE BOOK (although the show has gone off-book, uhm, basically CONSTANTLY), DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW? BECAUSE OBVIOUSLY, THERE IS A WAY. BECAUSE THE AUTHOR IS A PERV AND THE BOOK IS FULL OF RAMPANT PLOT. Did I mention that the book is an epic bad!fic fest? And I'm only up to the first book and it supposedly gets worse with each book. The book, it makes me lol so hard all the time. The badness, it is EPIC! No really, I want to quote things from it. Did I mention the author is a perv? No really, so many excuses ("traditions that require them to ...") to get them naked or for Kahlan to behave like a slut. This is so entertaining: http://sandstormreviews.blogspot.com/2006/08/goodkind-parodies.html