*melts*
Okay, this is going to be the ONLY time you're going to hear me say this, so those of you who don't enjoy Lost or mock it mercilessly, listen up.
Lost? Who cares about Lost?
GUGUGUUHHHH! I AM DEAD WITH THE GLEE AND I HAVE A GIGANTIC SMILE PERMANENTLY PLASTERED ON MY FACE AND GLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
SAM HAD HER BABY. AND HE DOESN'T HAVE A NAME YET, BUT HE HAS A HAT! TWO HATS, ACTUALLY. ONE FROM THE HOSPITAL AND ONE FROM JACK [WHO CLEARLY, LIKE TOBY, RECOGNIZES THE IMPORTANCE OF HAT, THEIR SIZE BE DAMNED]
AND GOD, WHEN SHE STARTED GOING INTO LABOR, IT KILLED ME DEAD. BECAUSE ALL THOSE CRAZY WATER-BREAKING MOMENTS THAT YOU USUALLY GET ARE JUST SO LAME. AND GAH, SAM. MY HEART BROKE FOR HER. AND GAH, THAT WOULD TOTALLY BE ME, BECAUSE I WOULD TOTALLY TRY TO BE CALM AND COLLECTED AND NOT FREAKED OUT EVEN THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE FREAK-OUT-TASTICAL. UGH.
AND THEN SHE DOESN'T TELL ANYONE. JUST QUIETLY GETS UP AND TAKES A CAB TO THE HOSPITAL AND CHECKS IN AND TELLS THEM SHE'S IN LABOR AND THEN SHE HAS HER BABY. ALONE.
GUH, AND THEN JACK TRACKS HER DOWN AND HE BRINGS A BASEBALL CAP [FOR HE IS A MAN OF OCCASION AND THIS OCCASION CALLS FOR A HAT] AND I'M JUST IN FRONT OF MY TINY LAPTOP [OMG TV SOON!!!] AND I JUST MELT.
AND THEN HE GOES ALL "WHAT I MEAN IS, YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO IT ALONE. NOT ANYMORE" AND I AM A GIGANTIC PUDDLE OF GOO.
ADMIRAL CAIN!!! MWHAHAHAHAHAHA! SERIOUSLY, I HEART THE WOMAN AND NOW WHENEVER SHE IS ON SCREEN, I SQUEAL LIKE A 12-YEAR OLD AND THEN I WANT TO GET INTO HER PANTS LIKE A HORNY TEENAGER. OF WOMEN WHO PAWN, I QUITE POSSIBLY FIND MICHELLE FORBES THE MOST PWNING. MORE SO THAN ADDISON MONTGOMERY.
Other than that, it was a good episode, but didn't really keep me glued to my seat. It's a filler episode, setting up storylines that will pay off big next week and as such it was very satisfying. Plus, Aaron in those little overalls was THE CUTEST THING EVER. [I may or may not go overall shopping with Andrin today.]
Lost? Who cares about Lost?
GUGUGUUHHHH! I AM DEAD WITH THE GLEE AND I HAVE A GIGANTIC SMILE PERMANENTLY PLASTERED ON MY FACE AND GLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
SAM HAD HER BABY. AND HE DOESN'T HAVE A NAME YET, BUT HE HAS A HAT! TWO HATS, ACTUALLY. ONE FROM THE HOSPITAL AND ONE FROM JACK [WHO CLEARLY, LIKE TOBY, RECOGNIZES THE IMPORTANCE OF HAT, THEIR SIZE BE DAMNED]
AND GOD, WHEN SHE STARTED GOING INTO LABOR, IT KILLED ME DEAD. BECAUSE ALL THOSE CRAZY WATER-BREAKING MOMENTS THAT YOU USUALLY GET ARE JUST SO LAME. AND GAH, SAM. MY HEART BROKE FOR HER. AND GAH, THAT WOULD TOTALLY BE ME, BECAUSE I WOULD TOTALLY TRY TO BE CALM AND COLLECTED AND NOT FREAKED OUT EVEN THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE FREAK-OUT-TASTICAL. UGH.
AND THEN SHE DOESN'T TELL ANYONE. JUST QUIETLY GETS UP AND TAKES A CAB TO THE HOSPITAL AND CHECKS IN AND TELLS THEM SHE'S IN LABOR AND THEN SHE HAS HER BABY. ALONE.
GUH, AND THEN JACK TRACKS HER DOWN AND HE BRINGS A BASEBALL CAP [FOR HE IS A MAN OF OCCASION AND THIS OCCASION CALLS FOR A HAT] AND I'M JUST IN FRONT OF MY TINY LAPTOP [OMG TV SOON!!!] AND I JUST MELT.
AND THEN HE GOES ALL "WHAT I MEAN IS, YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO IT ALONE. NOT ANYMORE" AND I AM A GIGANTIC PUDDLE OF GOO.
ADMIRAL CAIN!!! MWHAHAHAHAHAHA! SERIOUSLY, I HEART THE WOMAN AND NOW WHENEVER SHE IS ON SCREEN, I SQUEAL LIKE A 12-YEAR OLD AND THEN I WANT TO GET INTO HER PANTS LIKE A HORNY TEENAGER. OF WOMEN WHO PAWN, I QUITE POSSIBLY FIND MICHELLE FORBES THE MOST PWNING. MORE SO THAN ADDISON MONTGOMERY.
Other than that, it was a good episode, but didn't really keep me glued to my seat. It's a filler episode, setting up storylines that will pay off big next week and as such it was very satisfying. Plus, Aaron in those little overalls was THE CUTEST THING EVER. [I may or may not go overall shopping with Andrin today.]