I bought porn for Michelle?
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In April I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In August I gave eidolon_bird a kidney (1000 points). Last Tuesday I bought porn for mishmash223 (10 points). In September I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In March I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points).
Overall, I've been nice (1254 points). For Christmas I deserve a Lego set!
Sincerely,
einai