Although I can speak three languages and memorize Shakespeare, I do VERY stupid things...
Mark which things you have done, then calculate your score by counting the number of questions you marked. This test is out of 100 questions which means that the number you get as your score is also your percentage.
1. [ ] Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. [ ] Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. [X] Broken a chair by leaning back in it (and fallen over while leaning back in my chair!
4. [X] Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. [X] Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. [ x] Had people tell you that you are blond when you're not, or had people tell you that your blond highlights are going to your head (my mom says that EVERY time I do something stupid)
7. [ ] Been caught staring at your crush by your crush
8. [X] Have looked for something for at least 5 min then realized it was in your hand (and looked for my glasses, not realising they were on my face the whole time!
9. [X] Tried to push open a door that said pull
10.[X] Tried to pull open a door that said push
Running total: 7
11. [ ] Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love-potion
12. [X] Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. [X] Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. [ ] Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave (Well, I once set fire to a juice pouch that I had frozen and was trying to melt a bit in the microwave.)
15. [X] Have gotten gum stuck in your hair (i have had EVERYTHING stuck in my hair :P)
16. [X] Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. [ ] Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. [X] Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard (Yes, and this hurts like a bitch with acidic soda or champagne!)
19. [ ] Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. [X] Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot (and one time, while playing baseball in my backyard, I slid into a pile of dog poop trying to make it to third base!
Running total: 13
21. [ ] Have put a sticker on your forehead/cheek, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. [X] Have fallen out of a moving vehicle (Yes, out of a boat, life raft, and one time when the Jetski I was riding tipped over.)
23. [X] Have run into a closed door (Yes, at the Stuttgart airport in front of my mom and all the German and American students, teachers, and their families! Don't blame me, though- it was really clean glass, and I had HORRID jet lag because I can never sleep on planes.)
24. [X] Tipped your cup/glass back too far and had whatever you were drinking splash on your face, run down your chin and/or spill onto your clothes.
25. [ ] Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it (Amber was on the phone with me when I did this, and I'm pretty sure I'll never live it down.)
26. [X] It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke (I'm the queen of delayed reactions)
27. [ ] Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. [ ] Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan (a mini hand held electric one)
29. [X] Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. [ ] Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
Running total: 18
31. [ ] After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. [ ] Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. [X] Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. [ ] Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. [X] Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc when its on, even though you knew it was hot
36. [ ] Taken off your clothes to change into something else then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. [X] Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. [X] Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard or the microwave...
39. [X] Walked into a pole (Actually, a pillar- I was at the mall reading a new book that'd just come out while walking down the hall.)
40. [ ] Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident/stolen someones shoes by accident
Running total: 23
41. [X] Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. [ ] Tried to take a picture of some one's eye with the flash on
43. [ ] Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. [ ] Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. [X] Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there, you forgot what it is was that you were going to do
46. [X] Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it (Yes; that's how I accidentally tried beer, and I've never touched it since. Ewww!)
47. [X] Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. [X] Have poked yourself in the eye
49. [ ] Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on (No, but sometimes I forget to take off my glasses when I shower.)
50. [ ] Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
Running total: 28
51. [ ] Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. [ ] Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. [X] Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it (Well, I get verses out of order...)
54. [X] Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was
55. [X] Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were (forgetting the year i was born meant they decided i wasn't 15 and couldn't go see the film, as well)
56. [ ] Looked into an overhead purposefully while it was on
57. [ ] Got up early and got ready for school/work, then realized that you didn't have school/work that day (No, but I've misread my clock and thought it was an hour later than it actually was, gotten ready REALLY fast, and then realised there was no reason to hurry.)
58. [ ] Forgot your own phone number
59. [X] Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. [X] Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny (Among other things)
Running total: 33
61. [ ] Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. [ ] Said funner then had someone make fun of you for it
63. [X] Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence (if it's twice i'm doing well! normaly it's...more)
64. [X] Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. [X] Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. [X] Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. [ ] Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong (is infrequant)
68. [X] Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it (see, if i leave all my stuff all over my floor adn desk it will never be in a special place for me not to be able to find it)
69. [X] Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out
70. [X] Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
Running total: 40
71. [ ] When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. [ ] Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. [X] Ran into a door (we've had this one...)
74. [ X] Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. [X] Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. [ ] Have purposely licked playground sand (Although I used to eat it as a young child.)
77. [X] Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. [X] Sneezed and had something fly out of your mouth.
79. [ ] Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. [ ] Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would hurt
Running total: 44
81. [ ] Put tape on someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. [X] Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. [ ] Sat and wondered why men's dress shirts have a loop on the back.. (they have a loop on the back?)
84. [ ] Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. [X] Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair. (often!)
86. [X] Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. [ ] Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked funny (No, but sometimes I chew up the insides of my mouth...I know, ewww!)
88. [ ] When at a restaurant, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. [ ] Have flung forks at people in a restaurant (they fly out my hand is not my fault!!!! seriously, stuff is in my hand one minute and then...not the next)
90. [ ] Tripped and made the waiter drop the food.
Running total: 47
91. [X] As you are writing, you move/moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil (I do this when I play electronic games, so I guess it counts.)
92. [ ] Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. [X] Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper (who hasn't? i've been wrapped in loo roll on a couple of occasions as well)
94. [ ] Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours (No, but one day I was really tired and put shampoo on my hairbrush and was about to use it as a toothbrush when my Oma stopped me.)
95. [X] Have started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story (ALL the time)
96. [X] Read a whole book but during the whole book you weren’t even paying attention (school texts, DUH!)
97. [X] You have spelled your own name wrong before (When I was really tired at a speech competition, I misspelled my own last name on an official form!)
98. [ ] When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling
99. [ ] Have used your calculator as a form of communication in a class
100.[ ] Have popped a balloon in your mouth
Final Total: 52