Funny stories of just today
On New Year's Eve I took a video on my camara of Macadam impersonating someone who was on fire. Needless to say it's hilarious. I also frequently take pictures of the boys I nanny. Whenever I take a picture they go "Me see!!! Me see!!" And I show them. I pressed back too many times today and came across said video. I don't know why, but I decided to show mr. grumpy pants (caden). He started laughing hysterically and then I spent the next 10 minutes with Jackson and Caden on etiher side of me hitting "play" over and over and over and over again...
edit:// I was talking to Jesse on the phone. To do so, I need to stand outside on the porch on my tiptoes on the very very edge. I glance back inside and see two naked boys peeing in unison on the carpet and I got to see Tricia's reaction RIGHT as she realized what they were doing.
edit:////x2 I was once again talking on the phone. This time on the home line so I was in my room with the door closed. I hear someone come in, but I'm at my desk facing the wall. This is not an uncommon occurance and it's usually Caden and he USUALLY leaves right away after he got over being nauty and doesn't want to get in trouble. (He got in trouble when he came in while I was getting dressed though...also a common occurance). So, I thought that he'd left. Like two minutes later I hear giggling coming from behind me. I turn around and both Jackson and Caden are under the covers in my bed. I say, "uh oh, I think I hear the tickle bugs coming. I sure hope no one is in Leslie's bed or else they're gonna get tickled!" I crawl up on the bed and start tickling them from on top of the covers, screeching laughter ensues. It's not until I pull back the covers and say "Oh, it's just Jackson and Caden" that I realize that they're both still naked. And as I watch, Caden pees IN MY BED. Thank you SO much. That's okay though...it was hilarious.
Moral of the story: if you ever decide to nanny for two boys, you better be okay with every bodily fluid you can imagine and so much so that you're okay when you step in it on a regular basis, have poop thrown at you, and have urine in your bedsheets.
Also, be forwarned: I've started using phrases like "is it nummy time?" "...or else there's gonna be a timeout!" and "What seems to be the issue" on a regular basis. When I was at home, I made dinner and cut everyone's meat for them without thinking about it. Wow, I'm a mom.
I love my life, no sarcasm intended.
edit:// I was talking to Jesse on the phone. To do so, I need to stand outside on the porch on my tiptoes on the very very edge. I glance back inside and see two naked boys peeing in unison on the carpet and I got to see Tricia's reaction RIGHT as she realized what they were doing.
edit:////x2 I was once again talking on the phone. This time on the home line so I was in my room with the door closed. I hear someone come in, but I'm at my desk facing the wall. This is not an uncommon occurance and it's usually Caden and he USUALLY leaves right away after he got over being nauty and doesn't want to get in trouble. (He got in trouble when he came in while I was getting dressed though...also a common occurance). So, I thought that he'd left. Like two minutes later I hear giggling coming from behind me. I turn around and both Jackson and Caden are under the covers in my bed. I say, "uh oh, I think I hear the tickle bugs coming. I sure hope no one is in Leslie's bed or else they're gonna get tickled!" I crawl up on the bed and start tickling them from on top of the covers, screeching laughter ensues. It's not until I pull back the covers and say "Oh, it's just Jackson and Caden" that I realize that they're both still naked. And as I watch, Caden pees IN MY BED. Thank you SO much. That's okay though...it was hilarious.
Moral of the story: if you ever decide to nanny for two boys, you better be okay with every bodily fluid you can imagine and so much so that you're okay when you step in it on a regular basis, have poop thrown at you, and have urine in your bedsheets.
Also, be forwarned: I've started using phrases like "is it nummy time?" "...or else there's gonna be a timeout!" and "What seems to be the issue" on a regular basis. When I was at home, I made dinner and cut everyone's meat for them without thinking about it. Wow, I'm a mom.
I love my life, no sarcasm intended.