So gonna end up scarring my kids for life
Oh man, if my role playing of Konnel is anything like how I'm going to be as a mom someday, I am so screwed. lol
The other night, Malinda and I got into one of our random roleplaying sessions, where we just hash out entertaining conversations with our characters.me
I can't exactly remember how it started, but we had been talking about Vy and Konnel and I made mention of how interesting it will be when Vyolette and Konnel tell their children how they met. The two met when Konnel dropped out of the sky onto the ship, the Shifter, after being blown out a high rise by his sister in NYC. The Shifter has the ability to gather people from anywhere and Konnel apparently fell out of the window and into another world - then onto the ship. He then proceeded to hit on all the girls, horribly, which was kind of a defense mechanism to distract him from his worry over what was going on with his sister. Needless to say he was horribly turned down (he even got punched by Akari, who is a complete sweetheart). However, that night, Vyolette felt bad for him and basically gave him a mercy fuck. Which led to them screwing around until they finally realized they loved each other.
So I tried to imagine that conversation with their kids.
"Uh, how did we meet? Uh..." Yeah, it's going to be a bit awkward.
"But Mommy didn't run away when she realized she loved me, nope." When Vy realized she loved Konnel, after accidentally professing it during an argument, she ran for it, intending on running off the ship.
"No, I definitely didn't do that. No. I was running away from Daddy's morning breath."
Konnel gives her a look. "I do not have morning breath! See if let you have morning nookie again."
"What's nookie?" Oh crap. Forgot children were here. One of the little ones asks the inevitable question.
"Uh, nookie is....a kind of....cookie!"
"I want a nookie cookie!"
Double crap. "It's a special cookie...for mommies and daddies."
"That's not fair! I want a nookie cookie."
Ugh. Konnel is in so much trouble. But that's not the worst of it. Some time later, little Hunter at a dinner party goes to his Uncle Kilian and asks, "Do you and Aunt Ailu have morning nookie."
Triple crap. Kilian falters. "Uh, where did you hear that?"
"Daddy says that mommies and daddies have a special cookie called morning nookie."
Kilian glares at his brother-in-law. "Oh really. And you complain about me making Hunter think penguins roar and breathe fire."
And of course Hunter will tell his cousins about this new cookie that no one but mommies and daddies are allowed to eat. Liam then tells Shara about it, which eventually gets back to her parents - and Hexen is less than pleased.
"Why the hell does my daughter know the phrase 'morning nookie'!?"
Aaaaand death for Konnel.
"Why didn't you just tell them it's a kind of noogie?" Vyolette asks him later.
"Nookie, cookie. It rhymed."
"But kids like cookies! They don't like noogies."
So yeah, Konnel is in so much trouble. And if I parent anything like Konnel, I am going to be in so much trouble one day. lol Of course now I'm trying to figure out how to do a photostory based on this. Probably won't put it up on DoA, for the questionable material, but it could be funny.
And this is the kind of weird stuff Malinda and I randomly roleplay.
The other night, Malinda and I got into one of our random roleplaying sessions, where we just hash out entertaining conversations with our characters.me
I can't exactly remember how it started, but we had been talking about Vy and Konnel and I made mention of how interesting it will be when Vyolette and Konnel tell their children how they met. The two met when Konnel dropped out of the sky onto the ship, the Shifter, after being blown out a high rise by his sister in NYC. The Shifter has the ability to gather people from anywhere and Konnel apparently fell out of the window and into another world - then onto the ship. He then proceeded to hit on all the girls, horribly, which was kind of a defense mechanism to distract him from his worry over what was going on with his sister. Needless to say he was horribly turned down (he even got punched by Akari, who is a complete sweetheart). However, that night, Vyolette felt bad for him and basically gave him a mercy fuck. Which led to them screwing around until they finally realized they loved each other.
So I tried to imagine that conversation with their kids.
"Uh, how did we meet? Uh..." Yeah, it's going to be a bit awkward.
"But Mommy didn't run away when she realized she loved me, nope." When Vy realized she loved Konnel, after accidentally professing it during an argument, she ran for it, intending on running off the ship.
"No, I definitely didn't do that. No. I was running away from Daddy's morning breath."
Konnel gives her a look. "I do not have morning breath! See if let you have morning nookie again."
"What's nookie?" Oh crap. Forgot children were here. One of the little ones asks the inevitable question.
"Uh, nookie is....a kind of....cookie!"
"I want a nookie cookie!"
Double crap. "It's a special cookie...for mommies and daddies."
"That's not fair! I want a nookie cookie."
Ugh. Konnel is in so much trouble. But that's not the worst of it. Some time later, little Hunter at a dinner party goes to his Uncle Kilian and asks, "Do you and Aunt Ailu have morning nookie."
Triple crap. Kilian falters. "Uh, where did you hear that?"
"Daddy says that mommies and daddies have a special cookie called morning nookie."
Kilian glares at his brother-in-law. "Oh really. And you complain about me making Hunter think penguins roar and breathe fire."
And of course Hunter will tell his cousins about this new cookie that no one but mommies and daddies are allowed to eat. Liam then tells Shara about it, which eventually gets back to her parents - and Hexen is less than pleased.
"Why the hell does my daughter know the phrase 'morning nookie'!?"
Aaaaand death for Konnel.
"Why didn't you just tell them it's a kind of noogie?" Vyolette asks him later.
"Nookie, cookie. It rhymed."
"But kids like cookies! They don't like noogies."
So yeah, Konnel is in so much trouble. And if I parent anything like Konnel, I am going to be in so much trouble one day. lol Of course now I'm trying to figure out how to do a photostory based on this. Probably won't put it up on DoA, for the questionable material, but it could be funny.
And this is the kind of weird stuff Malinda and I randomly roleplay.