Insanity
Number of times I've been called insane today: 12.
Yes, you did read right, twelve times people have called me insane. I feel so loved, y'know? To know people recognize my work as an insane artist.
Insanity should be a talent. It takes a lot of work to be this insane, you know? Like, it doesn't just come to you, the maniac laughing, random jokes and hysterics, coupled with the A grade work that everyone envies, when you seem to have done no work on it. It takes a lot of determination and thought to become this insane.
And I feel like people don't appreciate that in me, like somehow it seems easy to be this insane. Well, to all of you who take for granted my insaneness, it's not that easy to be this insane.
*Sits down and pouts*
Can you sit down again if you're already sitting down? No, really, can you? It's a scientific mystery, and we should totally do an experiment on it sometime. If any of you are crazy or curious enough to try it, please do, and get back to be on that.
Because I'm too lazy to do it myself, despite the fact I'm sitting on a rather comfortable swivel chair at the moment. It's blue, by the way.
And filled with total awesomeness. Which is a word, to all the people who say it isn't.
*Nods* [I nod a lot, you'll figure that out soon enough].
I love swivel chairs. They are what make the world go around. I would die if I didn't have a swivel chair, among other things. They are my addiction, and I recommend that anyone who doesn't already have a swivel chair must go out and buy one. Right now. No matter if it's 5am where you are. Go out and buy one.
Thank you.
-x-Evil World Dominator, aka Eilish aka Ei-wa.
Yes, you did read right, twelve times people have called me insane. I feel so loved, y'know? To know people recognize my work as an insane artist.
Insanity should be a talent. It takes a lot of work to be this insane, you know? Like, it doesn't just come to you, the maniac laughing, random jokes and hysterics, coupled with the A grade work that everyone envies, when you seem to have done no work on it. It takes a lot of determination and thought to become this insane.
And I feel like people don't appreciate that in me, like somehow it seems easy to be this insane. Well, to all of you who take for granted my insaneness, it's not that easy to be this insane.
*Sits down and pouts*
Can you sit down again if you're already sitting down? No, really, can you? It's a scientific mystery, and we should totally do an experiment on it sometime. If any of you are crazy or curious enough to try it, please do, and get back to be on that.
Because I'm too lazy to do it myself, despite the fact I'm sitting on a rather comfortable swivel chair at the moment. It's blue, by the way.
And filled with total awesomeness. Which is a word, to all the people who say it isn't.
*Nods* [I nod a lot, you'll figure that out soon enough].
I love swivel chairs. They are what make the world go around. I would die if I didn't have a swivel chair, among other things. They are my addiction, and I recommend that anyone who doesn't already have a swivel chair must go out and buy one. Right now. No matter if it's 5am where you are. Go out and buy one.
Thank you.
-x-Evil World Dominator, aka Eilish aka Ei-wa.