Candy Is Dandy, But Liquor? 'Tis QuickergliblordSeptember 19 2010, 09:30:41 UTC
Zoro couldn't help but ask one day.
"Why do you always pack down so many sweets, Chopper? You're a pirate now."
Chopper sighed contentedly by the kitchen door, belly full of cotton candy. "Makes me happy," he said simply. "Besides, a true pirate eats whatever he pleases, without heeding the social mores, proscribed roles and stereotypes of mainstream society!"
Sanji lit up, finished with the day's cooking. "...You've spent a lot of time rationalizing this, haven't you," he laughed. "Don't worry, we all know you're a real pirate now. We're just debating what kind of pirate. At the very least you're not a full-fledged Candy Pirate: Those guys were the most hyper, gibbering idiots we ever fought."
Sanji gave Chopper a sidelong glance and then said "Though I don't know... you do get pretty excitable at times..."
"Shut up! I'll have you know that the so-called 'sugar rush' is a medical myth! It was all in their heads!" Chopper shouted, then clasped his hooves around his mouth in embarrassment.
"My my, yet another sugar-high outburst..." Sanji teased.
"Hmph. In reality, tons of sugar just makes you really sleepy. It's how I relax," said Chopper.
"That so?" said Zoro. "Well if that's the case, then I guess candy is dandy. But liquor's quicker."
"You know, Chopper, if you keep hogging all the sweets I just may have to upgrade you from 'emergency food source' to delicious cotton candy-stuffed venison a la mode," said Sanji.
"Eh?"
"Can I have mine with liquor?"
Sanji let out a nice long puff of smoke. "Absolutely."
"GYAAAAAAAA~"
Nami shook her head and facepalmed. "The only time those two aren't at each others' throats is when they're tormenting Chopper, I swear."
"Why do you always pack down so many sweets, Chopper? You're a pirate now."
Chopper sighed contentedly by the kitchen door, belly full of cotton candy. "Makes me happy," he said simply. "Besides, a true pirate eats whatever he pleases, without heeding the social mores, proscribed roles and stereotypes of mainstream society!"
Sanji lit up, finished with the day's cooking. "...You've spent a lot of time rationalizing this, haven't you," he laughed. "Don't worry, we all know you're a real pirate now. We're just debating what kind of pirate. At the very least you're not a full-fledged Candy Pirate: Those guys were the most hyper, gibbering idiots we ever fought."
Sanji gave Chopper a sidelong glance and then said "Though I don't know... you do get pretty excitable at times..."
"Shut up! I'll have you know that the so-called 'sugar rush' is a medical myth! It was all in their heads!" Chopper shouted, then clasped his hooves around his mouth in embarrassment.
"My my, yet another sugar-high outburst..." Sanji teased.
"Hmph. In reality, tons of sugar just makes you really sleepy. It's how I relax," said Chopper.
"That so?" said Zoro. "Well if that's the case, then I guess candy is dandy. But liquor's quicker."
"You know, Chopper, if you keep hogging all the sweets I just may have to upgrade you from 'emergency food source' to delicious cotton candy-stuffed venison a la mode," said Sanji.
"Eh?"
"Can I have mine with liquor?"
Sanji let out a nice long puff of smoke. "Absolutely."
"GYAAAAAAAA~"
Nami shook her head and facepalmed. "The only time those two aren't at each others' throats is when they're tormenting Chopper, I swear."
Prompt: First impressions
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