CHAOS THREAD!

Sep 12, 2010 23:11

So, just like naye's super fun Chaos Threads:
here
here and
here

I thought we could while away the time until the next One Piece chapter by writing fic for each other.

Edit: GUYS GUYS! NOW WE HAVE AN INDEX

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chaos thread, fic, one piece

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Parrot bleu September 15 2010, 01:01:26 UTC
When he had eaten his Devil's Fruit, he had eaten it on a bold whim, and nobody even knew what kind of fruit it was. Was he going to be a Paramecia, a Logia, or a Zoan? Only time and testing would tell.

He didn't feel any different, and kept telling everyone this when they asked him. They told him to hold heavy things and to punch things, and throw all sorts of fancy moves, to see if any that would bring about a change... but nothing was happening.

Just to get everyone off his back, he told them he was going to his room: but he really locked himself in one of the bathrooms. In the mirror he would scrunch up his face, flex his muscles, do some very strange jigs, and if he had done any of this in front of anyone else he'd have felt like a complete idiot - so fortunately for him, who was the mirror going to tell?

He had locked himself away in this bathroom for probably half an hour when, scrunching up his face once more and closing his eyes in concentration, he started to feel strange. He was warm, but at the same time cool; he could feel his body was just, changing, and taking on a different shape - his limbs were growing and folding into positions they shouldn't be, and something was growing in a place it shouldn't be. Through his closed eyes light was flooding in, and when he opened them the room was flooded in a blue light. It had taken a few moments for Marco to get use to it when the bathroom door banged open, having attracted someone because of the mysterious light, and Thatch screamed, "AAAARGH, THERE'S A GIANT PARROT IN THE BATHROOM!"

The only reason Marco was able to live down being called a giant parrot was because he and Thatch had mutually agreed never to speak to anyone about it, as Thatch had screamed like a little girl and ran away after seeing Marco.

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Prompt: "But it'll be fun."

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Re: Parrot netbug009 September 15 2010, 01:54:56 UTC
pffffffffffttttt xD!

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"But it'll be fun." netbug009 September 15 2010, 02:49:26 UTC
Ugh, forgive me if this sucks, I've been in a MAJOR dry spell that I'm trying to break out it. ._.;;;

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“No.”

Chopper flinched. Sure, he'd expected a little trouble with this, but he'd hoped Zoro would at least think about it for a moment before a rejection. “But it'll be fun! And you'll be able to train without taking off your bandages!”

“I'd hardy call that training, Chopper,” Zoro replied, and then focussed his attention back on his enormous dumbbell. Chopper didn't even want to think about the strain on Zoro's wounds, and with every “5564, 5565, 5566...” from the swordsman's lips Chopper was both amazed and horrified that nothing reopened.

“Sure it is!” Chopper protested, flailing his arms in hopes of Zoro looking his way again. Not a chance. “It'll help you maneuver, and it's great for your spine!”

“5713, 5714, 5715...”

Flick.

A tiny, but incredibly irritating, sound ended Zoro's ears, and cigarette smoke his nose. He counted louder. “This isn't a break room,” Zoro grumbled.

Sanji either didn't hear him or pretend not to. “You really went through with it?”

Chopper nodded. “I thought asking was worth a try...”

“Don't bother. Zoro acts tough, but he's chicken when it comes to trying something differe-”

WHAM!

Zoro dropped the dumbbell carelessly, Franky was not going to like the state of the floor when he saw it, stood, and turned to Sanji, fuming. Sanji smirked, knowing even if Marimo and him fought for hours, he'd already struck the swordsman's pride more than hard enough.

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The next afternoon, all but a few very small weights were shoved into a corner of the training area, replaced with a pair of dusty mats Zoro didn't know they had.

“Okay, first we're going to do a pose called the Downward Dog.”

“The what?”

“You put your hands here and... your legs... uh...”

“Like that?”

“Well, sort of.”

“You mean you can't even do it?!”

“I'm a reindeer!”

Zoro and Chopper's daily yoga sessions didn't last long. Luffy offered to participate in an effort to cheer the defeated reindeer up, but Chopper assured Luffy that he was quite flexible enough already.

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Re: "But it'll be fun." netbug009 September 15 2010, 02:51:08 UTC
Prompt: job swap

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Re: "But it'll be fun." strawberrymello September 15 2010, 02:52:41 UTC
lmao, I can so see that happening, and it is hilarious.

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Re: Parrot embersilver September 15 2010, 18:21:12 UTC
Oh, I love you for this. XD

I hope you realize this has been added to my head-canon. Thatch screamed like a little girl upon first seeing Marco transform. -snickers-

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