Someone gets called out on one of their unusual/strange/distinctive physical featuresgliblordSeptember 14 2010, 01:48:26 UTC
Two years ago, on holy vearth.
"So... what's up with those ridges?" asked Gedatsu one day.
"Ridges?" Eneru intoned.
"Yeah, on your nose."
"Oh, these. They're a mark of every level of humanity I have transcended."
"What, really?"
Eneru took a big bite out of his apple. "No, not really," he said drolly.
"..." Gedatsu's nostrils flared and his mouth went mum.
"It's okay, you can breathe now, Gedatsu."
"Ah, how careless!"
"May I ask you a question?"
"Certainly, kami-sama!"
"What's with your hair?"
"Ah, it's--"
"Never mind, I've decided I don't care."
"..."
"You know, usually people ask me about my earlobes."
"..."
"You're only thinking the things you want to say aloud again, Gedatsu."
"Ah, how careless!"
"Kami-sama, the Shandians have launched another attack!" called Shura from atop his sky steed.
"Good God, they never learn do they?" Ohm cried.
--
"Wiper," young Aisa tugged on his arm, "Why does that scary man have such long earlobes?"
"Because he's a freak," Wiper spat.
Great arcs of lightning sparked mayhem and death across the jungle battlefield. Aisa realized for the first time she could hear voices disappearing, and began to tear up.
"Why the long earlobes?"
Eneru suddenly appeared before the two.
"Why, the better to hear you with, my dear. YAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"Aisa, run away now!" Wiper hoisted up his bazooka. "I'll take care of this 'god' just like Calgara!"
"I think not." Eneru simply shot the bazooka out of his hand. "Know that from now on those who defy me with even the tiniest of whispers, will incur the wrath of a REAL god!"
Re: Someone gets called out on one of their unusual/strange/distinctive physical featuresprintfogeySeptember 15 2010, 20:51:55 UTC
Most excellent! And great choice, using both kooky Gedatsu and tiny Aisa to call out Ener on his looks, as it were. No-one ever writes these people, but they work very well here. *thumbs up*
"So... what's up with those ridges?" asked Gedatsu one day.
"Ridges?" Eneru intoned.
"Yeah, on your nose."
"Oh, these. They're a mark of every level of humanity I have transcended."
"What, really?"
Eneru took a big bite out of his apple. "No, not really," he said drolly.
"..." Gedatsu's nostrils flared and his mouth went mum.
"It's okay, you can breathe now, Gedatsu."
"Ah, how careless!"
"May I ask you a question?"
"Certainly, kami-sama!"
"What's with your hair?"
"Ah, it's--"
"Never mind, I've decided I don't care."
"..."
"You know, usually people ask me about my earlobes."
"..."
"You're only thinking the things you want to say aloud again, Gedatsu."
"Ah, how careless!"
"Kami-sama, the Shandians have launched another attack!" called Shura from atop his sky steed.
"Good God, they never learn do they?" Ohm cried.
--
"Wiper," young Aisa tugged on his arm, "Why does that scary man have such long earlobes?"
"Because he's a freak," Wiper spat.
Great arcs of lightning sparked mayhem and death across the jungle battlefield. Aisa realized for the first time she could hear voices disappearing, and began to tear up.
"Why the long earlobes?"
Eneru suddenly appeared before the two.
"Why, the better to hear you with, my dear. YAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"Aisa, run away now!" Wiper hoisted up his bazooka. "I'll take care of this 'god' just like Calgara!"
"I think not." Eneru simply shot the bazooka out of his hand. "Know that from now on those who defy me with even the tiniest of whispers, will incur the wrath of a REAL god!"
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