Was ambushed by plot-bunny bearing shrooms and crack. And brain breakage.
Title: Luffy Logic
Characters: Luffy, Sengoku, Whitebeard
Pairings: Luffy/brain-breakage
Luffy Logic
“Hey! Guy with the stupid seagull hat! I’m not going to let you kill my brother so you just wait!”
“Your brother? This man is not your brother.”
“Huh? I just said he was!”
“Were you unaware then that Portgas D. Ace is the son of Gol D. Roger?!”
“…”
“…”
“…”
“…So? Hey, Whitebeard - is the Seagull-Guy stupid or something?”
“Gurarara!”
“Like I said! I’m not going to let you kill my brother!”
Across the world the last shreds of Sengoku's sanity could be heard snapping.