Twilight.
HI. I'M BELLA. I'M JUST YOUR NORMAL, TYPICAL, TEENAGED GIRL. SHY AND ANNOYING AS FUCK.
HI. I'M EDWARD CULLEN. I'M A VAMPIRE AND I SPARKLE.
OMGZZZZZZZZZZZZ EDWARD YOU'RE SO HOT.
Did I mention I sparkle?
HELLS YES.
Cause I do.
I'M SO IN LOVE WITH YOU. SOOOOOO INNNNN LOOOOOOVVVVEEEE. EVEN THOUGH WE'VE KNOWN EACHOTHER LIKE, WHAT, 2 MONTHS?
Really? What a crazy coincidence, cause I'm RIDICULOUSLY attracted to you. Pretty much only because how you smell. Because you smell delicious. I kind of want to eat you.
I CAN LIVE WITH THAT.
No, seriously, like every single second you're around, I want to eat you. Like, it's overpowering. Nom nom nom nom.
WHATEVER. YOU'RE HOT.
Oh, by the way, I sneak into your house and watch you while you sleep. Every night. Been doing it for months.
AHHHHHH THAT'S SO ROMANTIC.
Don't you mean AHHHH THAT'S SO STALKERISH AND KIND OF VIOLATING?
NO.
You sure?
SO SURE!!!!!!!!
For all you know, I've seen you undress.....
TEEHEEHEEEE.
So...I wouldn't mind starting a relationship with you. I guess. That be sweet.
YAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!
Oh, by the way, we can't french. Ever. Cause....venom in my teeth and whatnot.
I CAN LIVE WITH THAT.
And my body is rock hard and really cold. So, cuddling isn't going to be as enjoyable as you would think.
I DON'T CARE. I'M SO DAZZLED BY YOU. DAZZZZZZZLLLLLLLEEEEEDDDDDDDDD.
And we can never do it, ever. Cause I'm so strong that I might accidentally kill you.
CAN WE DRY HUMP?
We'll see.
I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
_________________
That's pretty much all there is to the book.
*head desk*
*head desk*
*head desk*
Bella = Annoying teeny angsty character
Therefore, she should dump Edward and go out with OrderofthePheonix!Harry
THE END.
HI. I'M EDWARD CULLEN. I'M A VAMPIRE AND I SPARKLE.
OMGZZZZZZZZZZZZ EDWARD YOU'RE SO HOT.
Did I mention I sparkle?
HELLS YES.
Cause I do.
I'M SO IN LOVE WITH YOU. SOOOOOO INNNNN LOOOOOOVVVVEEEE. EVEN THOUGH WE'VE KNOWN EACHOTHER LIKE, WHAT, 2 MONTHS?
Really? What a crazy coincidence, cause I'm RIDICULOUSLY attracted to you. Pretty much only because how you smell. Because you smell delicious. I kind of want to eat you.
I CAN LIVE WITH THAT.
No, seriously, like every single second you're around, I want to eat you. Like, it's overpowering. Nom nom nom nom.
WHATEVER. YOU'RE HOT.
Oh, by the way, I sneak into your house and watch you while you sleep. Every night. Been doing it for months.
AHHHHHH THAT'S SO ROMANTIC.
Don't you mean AHHHH THAT'S SO STALKERISH AND KIND OF VIOLATING?
NO.
You sure?
SO SURE!!!!!!!!
For all you know, I've seen you undress.....
TEEHEEHEEEE.
So...I wouldn't mind starting a relationship with you. I guess. That be sweet.
YAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!
Oh, by the way, we can't french. Ever. Cause....venom in my teeth and whatnot.
I CAN LIVE WITH THAT.
And my body is rock hard and really cold. So, cuddling isn't going to be as enjoyable as you would think.
I DON'T CARE. I'M SO DAZZLED BY YOU. DAZZZZZZZLLLLLLLEEEEEDDDDDDDDD.
And we can never do it, ever. Cause I'm so strong that I might accidentally kill you.
CAN WE DRY HUMP?
We'll see.
I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
_________________
That's pretty much all there is to the book.
*head desk*
*head desk*
*head desk*
Bella = Annoying teeny angsty character
Therefore, she should dump Edward and go out with OrderofthePheonix!Harry
THE END.