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Aug 08, 2004 14:53

So this is Luani, and I'm sitting here just typing in Amber's journal for the heck of it. After last night, I'm never going home. Yeah, we were in a car with a bunch of people bunch of people, and I accidently called my mom while we were talking about dildos. It was actually rather funny, but I think the general concensis of everyone present is death to Luani.I may elaborate more on this in my own journal. Anyway, after waiting forever, we took a walk in the graveyard off of Atlanta Highway and then headed off to the bowling ally where Amber decided to pick up some guys. They were definately hicks that Amber wasn't even desperate enough to makeout with. We all know Amber, and if she won't makeout with someone then it's pretty bad.lol. Amber is going to kill me for saying that, but after the whole dildo incident with my mom, I'm pretty much a dead woman anyway.Alrighty then, Amber has just come back and I think there is a knife in her hand. Help! Haha, I'm just so scared! Amber: For the records, Luani is full of shit. For one thing, I didn't even think about making out with those guys! I was just talking to them! They came to our bowling lane too! I didn't give my number out and they didn't ask either so what then! Oh on the whole dildo thing. Israel and I are going to kill her for shizzle!! The dildo subject was brought up by Israel because hes a latino lover (says Luani)and now her mom thinks I have a vibrator, which i do. But the point being was it was not my choice because it was a birthday gift. So im not a pervert or anything ("Yes you are!" says Luani, again.). Also, I would just like to state in my defense that i am not desperate for guys. I havn't done anything in a LONG time so you might say im a little eager but that all. I wouldn't do anything with anybody just more than usual. You have no clue what its like, but the nuns understand. I've got one month and then I' automatically be adopted into the nunnery for being lonely and a VERY good girl recently. Ok thats all!! Israel call me for plans of crucifying Luani!! Bye!
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