BWAHAHAHAHA!!! Goofball time.

Jan 15, 2004 00:45

*snickers a lot*

Oh my Goth, there was this stranger in the chats earlier... From South Africa, he/she, I don't care what it was, came in and suddenly I had a playtoy.


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(22:55:32) *** +kelabelle needs no rashes Thank You.
(22:55:36) [&Harmless] Hey Yslike_Stoel
(22:55:38) [&Euronymous] hmm....cya andrea.....andre...harm.......and kelabelle
(22:55:44) [~Snofroe] bye cat
(22:55:46) [+kelabelle] Bye :)
(22:55:48) [&Euronymous] later man
(22:55:48) [&Harmless] Bye Cat
(22:55:49) [Yslike_Stoel] hello
(22:55:50) [~Snofroe] take care
(22:55:59) [~Snofroe] Pa pa
(22:56:00) [&Euronymous] thx...have fun there :>
(22:56:03) [~Snofroe] bafta
(22:56:04) *** +kelabelle wants only Sno rashes
(22:56:05) [&Harmless] Zuid Afrika, eh? Cool.
(22:56:07) [&Euronymous] lol
(22:56:13) [&Euronymous] u're learning andrea
(22:56:17) [&Euronymous] *andre
(22:56:21) *** ~Snofroe nods
(22:56:21) [&Euronymous] damn keyboard
(22:56:21) [Yslike_Stoel] uh yes south africa
(22:56:28) [&Harmless] lol, cat
(22:56:30) [+kelabelle] COOL
(22:56:34) [&Euronymous] ak cya
(22:56:40) nick: Euronymous [~BSR_admin@BisericaSatanista.com] is now known as euronymous
(22:56:46) *** +kelabelle does the wave
(22:56:56) *** &Harmless jumps up with his hands over his head and then sits down again
(22:56:57) *** ~Snofroe jumps up with his claws over his head and then sits down again
(22:57:02) [&Harmless] lol
(22:57:07) [Yslike_Stoel] where you located harmless?
(22:57:14) [&Harmless] I'm in Holland.
(22:58:01) [Yslike_Stoel] so you ppl into killing cats and stuff
(22:58:09) [&Harmless] Yslike_Stoel, no way man.
(22:58:14) *** +kelabelle likes cats though
(22:58:25) *** +kelabelle loves animals
(22:58:30) [&Harmless] I have five cats, who are still alive last time I checked.
(22:58:37) *** +kelabelle is glad
(22:58:45) [~Snofroe] we are into taking revenge
(22:58:47) [Yslike_Stoel] ... but u worship satan?
(22:59:02) [~Snofroe] not worship
(22:59:06) [&Harmless] Worshipping is a strong word, though.
(22:59:11) [Yslike_Stoel] what then??
(22:59:18) [+kelabelle] Worship is not quite what we do here...
(22:59:40) [&Harmless] www.satanisme.info <-- Yslike_Stoel, I think you can get a lot of information from there. There's a lot of forms of Satanism ;)
(23:00:42) [Yslike_Stoel] where you live kelabelle
(23:00:50) [+kelabelle] Texas
(23:00:51) [+kelabelle] USA
(23:01:54) [Yslike_Stoel] you people practically live next to satan
(23:02:04) [&Harmless] We do?
(23:02:09) [&Harmless] I was not aware.
(23:02:31) [+kelabelle] Not me I hope :)
(23:02:51) *** ~Snofroe checks his house number, hmm 667
(23:03:00) [&Harmless] HEY!
(23:03:05) [&Harmless] Mine's 665
(23:03:09) [~Snofroe] :)
(23:03:14) [+kelabelle] I wish I could get 666
(23:03:16) [+kelabelle] :)
(23:03:18) [&Harmless] heheheh
(23:03:25) *** &Harmless hands kelabelle a 666
(23:03:26) [+kelabelle] AND 667 :P
(23:03:35) [+kelabelle] And occupant of 667
(23:03:39) [+kelabelle] :P
(23:04:38) [+kelabelle] bbiab
(23:04:59) [Yslike_Stoel] do you ppl play cs
(23:05:11) [&Harmless] Cute Sex? Yes we do.
(23:05:15) [~Snofroe] lol
(23:05:26) [&Harmless] Licking again, eh?
(23:05:30) [&Harmless] :P
(23:05:32) *** &Harmless snickers
(23:05:35) [~Snofroe] lmao harm
(23:05:40) [&Harmless] Er.. no.
(23:05:43) [&Harmless] hahaha
(23:05:44) [~Snofroe] damn
(23:05:54) [Yslike_Stoel] counter_strike
(23:09:10) [Yslike_Stoel] for a real good satanic time you should go to OC
(23:09:21) [&Harmless] Yslike_Stoel, are we spamming here?
(23:09:36) [Yslike_Stoel] what the fuck is spamming ???
(23:09:46) [Yslike_Stoel] i honestly dont KnoW
(23:10:06) *** @Bur|\|ouT spams
(23:10:33) [@Bur|\|ouT] THIS IS SPAMMING
(23:10:33) [@Bur|\|ouT] THIS IS SPAMMING
(23:10:33) [@Bur|\|ouT] THIS IS SPAMMING
(23:10:34) [@Bur|\|ouT] THIS IS SPAMMING
(23:10:34) [@Bur|\|ouT] THIS IS SPAMMING
(23:10:34) [@Bur|\|ouT] THIS IS SPAMMING
(23:10:36) [Yslike_Stoel] i typed in one line
(23:10:37) [@Bur|\|ouT] Get it?
(23:10:40) [Yslike_Stoel] k
(23:10:48) [&Harmless] [Yslike_Stoel] for a real good satanic time you should go to OC <--- That's spamming, saying "everybody" should go there.
(23:10:52) [~Snofroe] advertising is spamming
(23:11:00) [&Harmless] Kelly, that was flewding!
(23:11:03) [&Harmless] FLEWDER
(23:11:07) [@Bur|\|ouT] lol
(23:11:10) [@Bur|\|ouT] Oh ya
(23:11:12) [@Bur|\|ouT] my bad
(23:11:45) [Yslike_Stoel] i mean i only recommended
(23:11:53) [&Harmless] Yslike_Stoel, so what? Spamming is spamming. :)
(23:12:05) *** &Harmless has found a new playtoy
(23:12:06) [Yslike_Stoel] you told me to go to that web site ...
(23:12:06) [&Harmless] w00h!
(23:12:09) [@Bur|\|ouT] Spam tastes liek shit
(23:12:24) [&Harmless] Yeah, but that was to inform you and prevent you from asking stewpid questions.
(23:12:25) [&Harmless] :)
(23:12:35) [&Harmless] Kelly, have you eaten shit before then?
(23:12:37) *** &Harmless cringes
(23:12:41) [@Bur|\|ouT] Uhh
(23:12:43) [@Bur|\|ouT] shh Harm
(23:12:43) [@Bur|\|ouT] =[
(23:12:44) [Yslike_Stoel] oooHHH aaaAHHHH amazing
(23:12:45) [~Snofroe] hehe
(23:12:47) [&Harmless] Okidoki.
(23:13:08) [&Harmless] Yslike_Stoel, did you just cream your panties?
(23:13:12) [Yslike_Stoel] does any of you live in sOutH afRica
(23:13:24) [&Harmless] NoPe We DoN'T.
(23:13:53) [+Yslike_Stoel] harmless are you a male creature or female
(23:13:56) [~Snofroe] !porn
(23:13:56) *** &Harmless humps Snofroe
(23:13:57) [~StatsBot] @.@ Harm is raping again
(23:14:01) *** ~Snofroe moans
(23:14:03) [&Harmless] I'm not sure. Lemme check.
(23:14:30) *** ~Snofroe feels in harm's crotch, hmm male I think
(23:14:36) [&Harmless] I see a tiny bit of meat between my legs.
(23:14:39) [&Harmless] I guess I'm male then.
(23:14:40) [&Harmless] !
(23:14:46) *** &Harmless moans at Snofroe
(23:14:51) [+Yslike_Stoel] send me a pic of your self
(23:15:00) *** ~Snofroe moans at harm moaning at Snofroe
(23:15:00) [&Harmless] Okay, hold on.
(23:15:10) [&Harmless] http://free.one.picturehost.co.uk/Igoytit.gif
(23:15:16) [~Snofroe] :)
(23:15:23) [@Bur|\|ouT] =\
(23:15:39) [&Harmless] That's me.
(23:16:42) *** +Yslike_Stoel sticks a fetus up snofroe"s ass while harmless watches IN pain
(23:16:58) *** ~Snofroe frowns
(23:16:58) [&Harmless] Why should I be watching in pain?
(23:17:15) [+Yslike_Stoel] cos thats your baby sister
(23:17:20) [&Harmless] Oh yeah.
(23:17:22) [&Harmless] I forgot.
(23:17:28) [&Harmless] Did you see my picture?
(23:17:31) [~Snofroe] I'm your sister harm?
(23:17:33) [+Yslike_Stoel] no
(23:17:38) [~Snofroe] I didn't know that
(23:17:39) [&Harmless] No, my sister is in your ass now, I think.
(23:17:39) [+Yslike_Stoel] not yet hold on
(23:17:43) [~Snofroe] ah
(23:17:47) [&Harmless] http://free.one.picturehost.co.uk/Igoytit.gif <--- Yslike_Stoel that's me.
(23:18:03) [@Bur|\|ouT] =]
(23:18:35) [&Harmless] Sexxxy smile, not?
(23:18:51) [@Bur|\|ouT] I think so
(23:19:05) [+Yslike_Stoel] thats not you .....Or is it
(23:19:09) [&Harmless] It is me.
(23:19:10) [&Harmless] Why?
(23:19:15) [+kelabelle] I think it is :)
(23:19:23) [+Yslike_Stoel] you ugly motha
(23:19:27) [+Yslike_Stoel] jk
(23:19:28) [&Harmless] Yeah, I know.
(23:19:37) [&Harmless] At least I admit it :)
(23:19:39) [+kelabelle] Harm is teh sex
(23:19:52) [&Harmless] But the girl seriously dig me. so :P
(23:20:05) [+Yslike_Stoel] i was joking i havent even looked at it yet
(23:20:22) [&Harmless] Yes you have and you were wanking to my picture, perv!
(23:20:32) [+kelabelle] LMAO!!!!
(23:20:57) *** +kelabelle is laughing BIGTIME
(23:21:20) *** ~Snofroe starts gigling like a japanese schoolgirl
(23:21:27) [&Harmless] !
(23:21:33) [&Harmless] Japanese Schoolgirls!
(23:21:38) *** &Harmless pokes Snofroe
(23:21:40) [+Yslike_Stoel] im a 43yr old registered pedophile
(23:21:45) [&Harmless] I knew it.
(23:21:50) [&Harmless] Yslike_Stoel, I love you.
(23:21:54) [&Harmless] Fancy a fuck?
(23:21:56) [+Yslike_Stoel] i like your ass
(23:22:32) [&Harmless] I'm dead serious.
(23:22:34) [+Yslike_Stoel] kan you maby send me more pic's(to a man looking forward)
(23:22:48) [@Bur|\|ouT] Does Yslike_Stoel suck teh cock?
(23:22:51) [&Harmless] I'm sorry, this is the only one I got online.
(23:23:04) [~Snofroe] Yslike_Stoel: I'm 15 yo girl, want to come to my place?
(23:23:08) [+Yslike_Stoel] send sed me pics
(23:23:14) [+Yslike_Stoel] yes
(23:23:19) [&Harmless] No wait... I might have another pic of me here.
(23:23:23) [&Harmless] Hold on.
(23:23:33) [+kelabelle] Hold on...or Hard on?
(23:23:35) [+Yslike_Stoel] snofroe are you fat
(23:23:40) [@Bur|\|ouT] I'm fat
(23:23:56) [~Snofroe] I'm in johanesburg, amsterdamstraat 224
(23:24:06) [+Yslike_Stoel] snofroe send me a pic
(23:24:22) [~Snofroe] I don't have any, sorry
(23:36:13) [&Harmless] www.home.zonnet.nl/icefeathers/poser.gif
(23:36:16) [&Harmless] :)
(23:36:51) [+kelabelle] ba ha ha ha ha ha
(23:37:29) [+Yslike_Stoel] no realy im 11
(23:37:31) [&Harmless] www.home.zonnet.nl/icefeathers/harmie.gif
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(23:37:44) [&Harmless] Awww
(23:37:52) [&Harmless] He got his feelings hurt.
(23:37:53) [+kelabelle] NO FUN!!!
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(23:43:18) [Yslike_Stoel] kelabelle??? kelabelle??...where do you come up with such an unhealthy name
(23:43:33) [+kelabelle] Unhealthy?
(23:43:40) *** &Harmless slaps Yslike_Stoel around with a pink Macintosh
(23:43:46) [+kelabelle] Never heard THAT before......
(23:43:51) [Yslike_Stoel] yhea you heard me
(23:44:04) [+kelabelle] yhea I heard you
(23:44:12) [&Harmless] So, Yslike_Stoel, what's up with your attitude, I'm curious.
(23:44:20) [+kelabelle] but what is unhealthy about my name?
(23:45:02) *** +kelabelle is all UNHEALTHY???
(23:46:42) [+kelabelle] Yslike....talk???
(23:47:08) [Yslike_Stoel] what atta
(23:47:32) [+kelabelle] Tell me why my name is unhealthy.
(23:48:12) [+kelabelle] Is it a Satan thing?
(23:49:16) [&Harmless] Bye Kel
(23:49:18) [Yslike_Stoel] no i maby i dont know i just said any thing stupid to anoy you
(23:49:20) [+kelabelle] bye
(23:50:11) [+kelabelle] Why do people want to annoy little me? :(
(23:50:28) [Yslike_Stoel] cos you got shity ass name
(23:50:51) [+kelabelle] I should change it to Ysdislike
(23:50:53) [&Harmless] And Yslike_Stoel is a spiffy one then?
(23:51:03) [Yslike_Stoel] im was only joking
(23:51:10) *** +kelabelle grins
(23:51:11) [Yslike_Stoel] yes mine is spiffy
(23:51:21) [Yslike_Stoel] wha eva tha means
(23:51:34) [+kelabelle] I like jokes=I enjoy wit.
(23:51:49) [&Harmless] It means your nickname sucks, Yslike_Stoel
(23:52:42) [&Harmless] It's a cheap ripoff from The_Chair. :)
(23:53:08) *** +kelabelle sees right through it
(23:53:21) [Yslike_Stoel] the chair? no
(23:53:22) [+kelabelle] I like The_Chair
(23:53:55) [Yslike_Stoel] never heard of IT
(23:54:08) [&Harmless] IT is a great movie.
(23:55:12) [Yslike_Stoel] ive heard of the piano but not the chair\
(23:55:24) [+kelabelle] The piano....hmm...racy
(23:55:45) [+kelabelle] Damn Harvey Keitel ALWAYS flopping his shlong around.
(23:55:46) *** &Harmless should copy this log and post it online to show the world what kind of fartbrain joined us here :)
(23:56:07) [+kelabelle] fartbrain is a funny word
(23:56:08) [Yslike_Stoel] do you watch anime
(23:56:22) [+kelabelle] Does Dragonball Z count?
(23:56:25) [&Harmless] Anime is for 13 year olds.
(23:56:26) [Yslike_Stoel] no
(23:56:44) [Yslike_Stoel] So Legend of the Overfiend is for 13yr olds?!
(23:56:53) [+kelabelle] Nope. No anime. Goku this....vegeta that....
(23:56:57) [&Harmless] Back in the 80's you at least had actual moving cartoons. Now it's just shaking stills.
(23:57:04) [+kelabelle] lol
(23:57:16) [+kelabelle] Jittery caffeine shaking stills
(23:57:19) [Yslike_Stoel] have you eva watched black bible or la blue girl
(23:57:22) [&Harmless] Something like that, yeah.
(23:57:39) [&Harmless] You're talking Hentai now, I assume?
(23:57:42) [Yslike_Stoel] thats like for 18yr olds
(23:57:47) [Yslike_Stoel] yes
(23:58:14) [&Harmless] Hentai is for losers who never had any pussy in real life and who are too scared to watch a real porn.
(23:58:22) [+kelabelle] TRUE
(23:58:35) [Yslike_Stoel] like you
(23:58:38) [&Harmless] Exactly.
(23:58:38) [+kelabelle] Get yourself some fricken Ron Jeremy!
(23:58:52) [Yslike_Stoel] kelabelle are you a girl
(23:59:02) [+kelabelle] yes....
(23:59:48) [Yslike_Stoel] then why are you agreeing with harm
(00:00:01) [Yslike_Stoel] are you a lesbien or somthin
(00:00:24) [+kelabelle] He is THE SEXOR
(00:00:43) [Yslike_Stoel] who is he
(00:00:45) [+kelabelle] He teaches them ALL the good stuff
(00:00:53) [+kelabelle] And he is BIG too.
(00:00:57) [+kelabelle] A legend.
(00:01:09) [Yslike_Stoel] yet agian you speak of he
(00:01:21) [+kelabelle] He can count down to orgasm....Ron Jeremy.
(00:01:31) [+kelabelle] Like CLOCKWORK
(00:01:42) [Yslike_Stoel] are you talking about yourself in third person
(00:01:47) [+kelabelle] You never heard of Ron Jeremy???
(00:02:05) [Yslike_Stoel] im 11
(00:02:05) [+kelabelle] You need to get some porn.
(00:02:12) [Yslike_Stoel] you lesbo
(00:02:18) [+kelabelle] Not me.
(00:02:25) [+kelabelle] I love cocks.
(00:02:33) [Yslike_Stoel] im 11
(00:02:42) [+kelabelle] So...you got one.
(00:02:49) [Yslike_Stoel] enough info
(00:02:57) [+kelabelle] Sorry.
(00:03:08) *** +kelabelle puts herself in edit mode
(00:03:47) [+kelabelle] So you gonna watch the Superbowl?
(00:05:29) [+kelabelle] Or do you watch that in South Africa?
(00:06:45) [+kelabelle] You like Dave Matthews?
(00:12:19) [&Harmless] Oh man, this is gonna be a great blog entry, thank you so much for being a monkey Yslike_Stoel
(00:12:37) [+kelabelle] The devil loves 11 year olds
(00:13:21) [&Harmless] I'm lesbian, yeah.
(00:13:30) [&Harmless] ...I've had a sex change.
(00:13:47) [+kelabelle] I am thinking of changing my nick to kelalesbo ;)
(00:13:55) [&Harmless] hahaha
(00:14:55) [Yslike_Stoel] im not a monkey
(00:15:31) [+kelabelle] Or 11??
(00:16:21) [Yslike_Stoel] im 43
(00:16:31) [Yslike_Stoel] no am, 11
(00:16:46) [&Harmless] Brainfart again?
(00:16:48) *** +kelabelle waits for you to make up your mind
(00:17:22) [+kelabelle] 43+11=54
(00:17:43) [Yslike_Stoel] 11
(00:18:20) [+kelabelle] We let 11 year olds in here?
(00:18:36) [&Harmless] Nope!
(00:18:51) [&Harmless] So.. are you magically older than 11 now?
(00:18:53) [Yslike_Stoel] im 43
(00:19:07) [Yslike_Stoel] how old are you ppl
(00:19:10) [+kelabelle] What is with this 11 thing then?
(00:19:49) [Yslike_Stoel] asin people i mean you kelabelle...i mean first your this horney bitch
(00:20:05) [+kelabelle] Then?
(00:20:06) [Yslike_Stoel] then your this lame ass lesbo
(00:20:07) [&Harmless] I'm the horny one!
(00:20:10) [&Harmless] Fuck that.
(00:20:16) *** +kelabelle is hornier
(00:20:30) [Yslike_Stoel] are you a girl harmless
(00:20:31) [&Harmless] Oh yeah, I forgot.
(00:20:33) [&Harmless] Yes.
(00:20:35) *** +kelabelle wants to do Harm
(00:20:56) [&Harmless] I swear, Yslike_Stoel is on a permanent brainfart...
(00:20:59) [+kelabelle] Can we dress up in our school girl outfits???
(00:21:04) [&Harmless] Sure.
(00:21:09) [+kelabelle] :)
(00:21:10) [&Harmless] Knee stockings and all.
(00:21:24) [Yslike_Stoel] what is brainfart?
(00:21:39) [&Harmless] It means you're doing really good.
(00:22:56) [Yslike_Stoel] im not even sure you are a girl kela
(00:23:03) [&Harmless] You're right.
(00:23:04) *** +kelabelle checks
(00:23:05) [Yslike_Stoel] little kids
(00:23:07) [&Harmless] kelabelle is a boy.
(00:23:13) [+kelabelle] damn
(00:23:16) [+kelabelle] Busted
(00:23:22) [+kelabelle] I do have balls
(00:23:27) [&Harmless] I guess you're just too smart for us.
(00:23:34) [+kelabelle] yep
(00:24:20) [+kelabelle] you think Michael Jackson ever goes online?
(00:24:30) [&Harmless] Yeah, I think it's Yslike_Stoel.
(00:24:53) [+kelabelle] Hence the whole color thing
(00:24:56) [Yslike_Stoel] i cant sing
(00:25:03) [+kelabelle] I know :)
(00:26:25) [&Harmless] But oh well... on all good things there's always an end. Yslike_Stoel, I love you man, ya old pervert.
(00:26:39) [Yslike_Stoel] im 16
(00:26:43) [+kelabelle] Get some kids now...ya here!
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