So long and Strange. o_O
If you read all of this, I will laugh at you. But, I am amazed at the comprehensiveness of some of the questions.
Yes.
I made that word up.
(Click here to post your own answers for this meme.)
✓ I miss somebody right now.
✓ I don't watch much TV these days.
✓ I own lots of books.
✓ I wear glasses or contact lenses.
✓ I love to play video games.
× I've tried marijuana.
✓ I've watched porn movies.
× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
× I believe honesty is usually the best policy. (It's a decent policy, though, isnt it?)
× I curse sometimes. ((SOMETIMES?))
✓ I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.
× I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
* * * * *
✓ I have broken someone's bones.
✓ I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.
× I hate the rain. (How could you possibly?)
✓ I'm paranoid at times.
✓ I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. (Scar free. Ha. That would be nice.)
✓ I need/want money right now.
✓ I love sushi.
✓ I talk really, really fast. (Sometimes)
× I have fresh breath in the morning.
× I have long hair. (I wish!)
× I have lost money in Las Vegas.
× I have at least one sibling.
× I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
✓ I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past. (Nails, damn you. Nails!)
× I couldn't survive without Caller I.D. (Wish I still effin' had it.)
✓ I like the way that I look. (Sometimes)
✓ I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.
✓ I am usually pessimistic.
✓ I have a lot of mood swings.
× I think prostitution should be legalized.
✓ I slept with a roommate. (Wait, like, sex? Then no.)
✓ I have a hidden talent.
× I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
× I have a lot of friends.
✓ I have pecked someone of the same sex. (Pecked? I... think so?)
✓ I enjoy talking on the phone.
× I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
× I love to shop and/or window shop.
× I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal. (Obsessed is too strong. Come on, now.)
× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
× I have a mobile phone.
× I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
✓ I've rejected someone before. (HA.)
✓ I currently like/love someone.
✓ I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
✓ I want to have children in the future. (...maybe.)
✓ I have changed a diaper before.
× I've called the cops on a friend before.
× I'm not allergic to anything.
✓ I have a lot to learn.
× I am shy around the opposite sex.
× I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.
✓ I have at least 5 away messages saved. (HA!)
✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before. (Stupid wine.)
× I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past. (*DIES*)
× I own the "South Park" movie. (I like it though...)
✓ I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal. (And also anywhere else.)
✓ I enjoy some country music. (SOME.)
✓ I would die for my best friends. (Some of them.)
✓ I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist.
× I have used my sexuality to advance my career. (I will NOT click for technicality.)
✓ I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.
✓ I have dated a close friend's ex. (*sob*)
✓ I am happy at this moment.
× I'm obsessed with guys.
× Democrat.
× Republican.
✓ I don't even know what I am.
× I am punk rockish.
✓ I go for older guys/girls, not younger. (Apparently.)
× I study for tests most of the time. (Never.)
× I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.
× I can work on a car.
× I love my job(s). (AHAHAHAHA. No.)
✓ I am comfortable with who I am right now. (Mostly.)
× I have more than just my ears pierced.
✓ I walk barefoot wherever I can.
✓ I have jumped off a bridge. (And almost picked a high one, once.)
✓ I love sea turtles.
✓ I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup. (Well, -I- fucking think it's rediculous amounts.)
✓ I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.
× I am proficient on a musical instrument.
× I hate office jobs.
× I went to college out of state.
× I am adopted.
✓ I am a pyro.
✓ I have thrown up from crying too much.
✓ I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved. (And I will never forgive them, even if I want to.)
✓ I fall for the worst people. (Seriously. SERIOUSLY.)
✓ I adore bright colours.
× I usually like covers better than originals. (It's about an even split.)
✓ I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays. (Friendly's doesnt count, right? I like them.)
✓ I can pick up things with my toes.
✓ I can't whistle.
✓ I have ridden/owned a horse. (And BROKE MY ARM.)
✓ I still have every journal I've ever written in.
✓ I talk in my sleep. (So I hear.)
✓ I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century.
✓ I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions. (Always. Like this quiz. And it never really works.)
× I wear a toe ring.
× I have a tattoo.
✓ I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with. (You know who you are.)
✓ I am a caffeine junkie. (WAI.)
× I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all. (...I'm not ashamed, but I've never hugged a tree, yet.)
× If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder. (...I refuse to select on grounds which may incriminate me.)
✓ I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
× I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner. (Didnt I just say 'stupid wine'?)
✓ I'm an artist. (I like to think.)
× I am ambidextrous.
✓ I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed. (Pillows, stuffed animals, same diff.)
✓ If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony.
× I have terrible teeth.
✓ I hate my toes.
✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me.
✓ I have more friends on the internet than in real life.
× I have lived in either three different states or countries.
× I am extremely flexible.
× I love hugs more than kisses.
✓ I want to own my own business.
× I smoke.
✓ I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else.
× Nobody has ever said I'm normal. (Oddly.)
✓ Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then.
✓ I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons.
✓ I like the way women look in stylized men's suits. (MUCH.)
✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me. (So insecure.)
✓ I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.
✓ I have played strip poker with someone else before.
✓ I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.
✓ I believe in ghosts and the paranormal.
× I can't stand being alone.
✓ I have at least one obsession at any given time.
× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again.
✓ I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.
✓ I'm a judgmental asshole. (WAY.)
× I'm a HUGE drama-queen.
✓ I have travelled on more than one continent.
× I sometimes wish my father would just disappear. (...I refuse to check it. And not knowing if it's because it's true makes me want to cry.)
× I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am.
× I am a Libertarian.
× I can speak more than one language.
✓ I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be.
✓ I would rather read than watch TV.
× I like reading fact more than fiction.
✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do. (SO. MANY. TIMES.)
× I have no piercings.
✓ I have spent the night in a train station or other public place.
✓ I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried. (SO. MANY. TIMES.)
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.
✓ There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it.
✓ I like most animals better than most people.
✓ I own a collection of retro games consoles. (WHOO!)
× The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver.
× I have hit someone with a dead fish. (What about a plastic one?)
✓ I am compulsively honest.
× I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.
× I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers.
✓ I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.
✓ I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders.
✓ I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to.
× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on.
× I dislike milk.
× I obsessively wash my hands.
✓ I always carry something significant around with me.
× Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.
× I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others.
× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother.
× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document.
✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird.
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.
✓ Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed. (Not ALWAYS, but...)
× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.
× I do not 'get' most comedy acts.
✓ I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing.
✓ I don't like to chew gum.
✓ I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it.
✓ I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car.
× I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years.
✓ I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other.
× I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly.
✓ I love to sing.
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up.
× I have a custom-built computer.
× I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it.
× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human.
✓ I've gone skinny-dipping.
✓ I've performed in three plays.
× I enjoy burritos.
× I'm Irish and loving it.
✓ I have a thing for redheads.
× I am a twin!
✓ Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'.
× Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else.
✓ I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes.
× I sleep more than 12 hours a day. (I WISH.)
✓ I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough.
✓ I need more time to myself.
✓ I wish I was more open-minded.
× I hope that I go really prematurely grey.
✓ I download songs from the internet.
× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend.
✓ I say random things to freak people out.
✓ I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note.
✓ I love playing Truth or Dare.
× I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it.
✓ Music helps me remember that I am not alone.
✓ Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems.
✓ I think this survey is particularly long.
× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones.
× I can only hate someone that I love. (No, nope. I can hate them just fine just by hating them, thanks.)
× I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks. (I have no fucking clue what this even means.)
Yes.
I made that word up.
(Click here to post your own answers for this meme.)
✓ I miss somebody right now.
✓ I don't watch much TV these days.
✓ I own lots of books.
✓ I wear glasses or contact lenses.
✓ I love to play video games.
× I've tried marijuana.
✓ I've watched porn movies.
× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
× I believe honesty is usually the best policy. (It's a decent policy, though, isnt it?)
× I curse sometimes. ((SOMETIMES?))
✓ I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.
× I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
* * * * *
✓ I have broken someone's bones.
✓ I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.
× I hate the rain. (How could you possibly?)
✓ I'm paranoid at times.
✓ I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. (Scar free. Ha. That would be nice.)
✓ I need/want money right now.
✓ I love sushi.
✓ I talk really, really fast. (Sometimes)
× I have fresh breath in the morning.
× I have long hair. (I wish!)
× I have lost money in Las Vegas.
× I have at least one sibling.
× I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
✓ I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past. (Nails, damn you. Nails!)
× I couldn't survive without Caller I.D. (Wish I still effin' had it.)
✓ I like the way that I look. (Sometimes)
✓ I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.
✓ I am usually pessimistic.
✓ I have a lot of mood swings.
× I think prostitution should be legalized.
✓ I slept with a roommate. (Wait, like, sex? Then no.)
✓ I have a hidden talent.
× I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
× I have a lot of friends.
✓ I have pecked someone of the same sex. (Pecked? I... think so?)
✓ I enjoy talking on the phone.
× I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
× I love to shop and/or window shop.
× I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal. (Obsessed is too strong. Come on, now.)
× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
× I have a mobile phone.
× I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
✓ I've rejected someone before. (HA.)
✓ I currently like/love someone.
✓ I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
✓ I want to have children in the future. (...maybe.)
✓ I have changed a diaper before.
× I've called the cops on a friend before.
× I'm not allergic to anything.
✓ I have a lot to learn.
× I am shy around the opposite sex.
× I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.
✓ I have at least 5 away messages saved. (HA!)
✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before. (Stupid wine.)
× I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past. (*DIES*)
× I own the "South Park" movie. (I like it though...)
✓ I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal. (And also anywhere else.)
✓ I enjoy some country music. (SOME.)
✓ I would die for my best friends. (Some of them.)
✓ I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist.
× I have used my sexuality to advance my career. (I will NOT click for technicality.)
✓ I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.
✓ I have dated a close friend's ex. (*sob*)
✓ I am happy at this moment.
× I'm obsessed with guys.
× Democrat.
× Republican.
✓ I don't even know what I am.
× I am punk rockish.
✓ I go for older guys/girls, not younger. (Apparently.)
× I study for tests most of the time. (Never.)
× I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.
× I can work on a car.
× I love my job(s). (AHAHAHAHA. No.)
✓ I am comfortable with who I am right now. (Mostly.)
× I have more than just my ears pierced.
✓ I walk barefoot wherever I can.
✓ I have jumped off a bridge. (And almost picked a high one, once.)
✓ I love sea turtles.
✓ I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup. (Well, -I- fucking think it's rediculous amounts.)
✓ I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.
× I am proficient on a musical instrument.
× I hate office jobs.
× I went to college out of state.
× I am adopted.
✓ I am a pyro.
✓ I have thrown up from crying too much.
✓ I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved. (And I will never forgive them, even if I want to.)
✓ I fall for the worst people. (Seriously. SERIOUSLY.)
✓ I adore bright colours.
× I usually like covers better than originals. (It's about an even split.)
✓ I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays. (Friendly's doesnt count, right? I like them.)
✓ I can pick up things with my toes.
✓ I can't whistle.
✓ I have ridden/owned a horse. (And BROKE MY ARM.)
✓ I still have every journal I've ever written in.
✓ I talk in my sleep. (So I hear.)
✓ I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century.
✓ I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions. (Always. Like this quiz. And it never really works.)
× I wear a toe ring.
× I have a tattoo.
✓ I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with. (You know who you are.)
✓ I am a caffeine junkie. (WAI.)
× I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all. (...I'm not ashamed, but I've never hugged a tree, yet.)
× If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder. (...I refuse to select on grounds which may incriminate me.)
✓ I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
× I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner. (Didnt I just say 'stupid wine'?)
✓ I'm an artist. (I like to think.)
× I am ambidextrous.
✓ I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed. (Pillows, stuffed animals, same diff.)
✓ If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony.
× I have terrible teeth.
✓ I hate my toes.
✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me.
✓ I have more friends on the internet than in real life.
× I have lived in either three different states or countries.
× I am extremely flexible.
× I love hugs more than kisses.
✓ I want to own my own business.
× I smoke.
✓ I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else.
× Nobody has ever said I'm normal. (Oddly.)
✓ Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then.
✓ I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons.
✓ I like the way women look in stylized men's suits. (MUCH.)
✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me. (So insecure.)
✓ I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.
✓ I have played strip poker with someone else before.
✓ I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.
✓ I believe in ghosts and the paranormal.
× I can't stand being alone.
✓ I have at least one obsession at any given time.
× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again.
✓ I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.
✓ I'm a judgmental asshole. (WAY.)
× I'm a HUGE drama-queen.
✓ I have travelled on more than one continent.
× I sometimes wish my father would just disappear. (...I refuse to check it. And not knowing if it's because it's true makes me want to cry.)
× I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am.
× I am a Libertarian.
× I can speak more than one language.
✓ I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be.
✓ I would rather read than watch TV.
× I like reading fact more than fiction.
✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do. (SO. MANY. TIMES.)
× I have no piercings.
✓ I have spent the night in a train station or other public place.
✓ I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried. (SO. MANY. TIMES.)
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.
✓ There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it.
✓ I like most animals better than most people.
✓ I own a collection of retro games consoles. (WHOO!)
× The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver.
× I have hit someone with a dead fish. (What about a plastic one?)
✓ I am compulsively honest.
× I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.
× I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers.
✓ I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.
✓ I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders.
✓ I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to.
× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on.
× I dislike milk.
× I obsessively wash my hands.
✓ I always carry something significant around with me.
× Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.
× I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others.
× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother.
× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document.
✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird.
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.
✓ Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed. (Not ALWAYS, but...)
× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.
× I do not 'get' most comedy acts.
✓ I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing.
✓ I don't like to chew gum.
✓ I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it.
✓ I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car.
× I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years.
✓ I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other.
× I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly.
✓ I love to sing.
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up.
× I have a custom-built computer.
× I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it.
× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human.
✓ I've gone skinny-dipping.
✓ I've performed in three plays.
× I enjoy burritos.
× I'm Irish and loving it.
✓ I have a thing for redheads.
× I am a twin!
✓ Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'.
× Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else.
✓ I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes.
× I sleep more than 12 hours a day. (I WISH.)
✓ I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough.
✓ I need more time to myself.
✓ I wish I was more open-minded.
× I hope that I go really prematurely grey.
✓ I download songs from the internet.
× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend.
✓ I say random things to freak people out.
✓ I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note.
✓ I love playing Truth or Dare.
× I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it.
✓ Music helps me remember that I am not alone.
✓ Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems.
✓ I think this survey is particularly long.
× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones.
× I can only hate someone that I love. (No, nope. I can hate them just fine just by hating them, thanks.)
× I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks. (I have no fucking clue what this even means.)