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[eighth_storm]

Great job over the weekend. I saw the reports on the television, and I must say you all pulled it off very well.

Though if everythin' failed, we had the 12th Division ready to come in and take down the Annihilatrix and Killface. Good it didn't come to that, because I know Mayuri would have loved to experiment on Killface.

Comments

[monarch_the]

Pfft, should have let him. Not like he wouldn't have deserved it.

[eighth_storm]

Eh, Mayuri likes to torture them most of the time. Don't think anyone, no matter what they did, deserves to get their skin peeled off their still-livin' bodies to see what goes on inside, repeatedly...

Except maybe Mayuri himself.

[monarch_the]

...Oh that's a little disturbing. Wait, repeatedly? The guy's like, an evil scientist?

[eighth_storm]

Mayuri is the penultimate evil scientist. He's what all others want to be.

And yeah, repeatedly. He heals them up and does it all over again. Stress test or somethin'. He's responsible for the annihilation of many groups of people. The other Captains and I don't like his activities one bit, but there's nothin' we can do about him.

[monarch_the]

...why the hell not?

[eighth_storm]

When he's actually doin' stuff that actually benefits us, he's the best in his field. We can't replace him. No one else wants to step up.

[monarch_the]

...But he skins people.

[eighth_storm]

Higher-ups look at him with a blind eye. Nothin' we can do about it.

[monarch_the]

Fine, whatever. Not like I should care anyways.

He's over on your side of the fence, right?

[eighth_storm]

Yeah. He likes to take most of his test subjects from here though.

Ever heard of the Quincy clan?

[monarch_the]

Sucks for them.

Nuh uh. Who are they?

[eighth_storm]

He killed at least 2,661 with his experiments. I believe there's only one left.

And I can't do anythin' about it.

[monarch_the]

....Wow. Uh, well, you could always poison his drink. Or plant a bomb under his bed.

[eighth_storm]

He's immune to every poison known to man and Shinigami, and makes people into livin' bombs. Don't think that'll work too well. Thanks for the suggestions though!