So the other day a friend came over and accidentally swiped my mailbox with her rear-view mirror, knocking the whole thing off the post. That's the second time this has happened to me (the first was just a really bad snowstorm that knocked it down). So, how did I fix it? By bolting the frakking thing on, that's how!
Nothing's taking that bitch down, now! And, my handywork shows I'll be a damn good house-husband some day.