So I've been posting strange things in Craigslist personals... I do stuff like this a lot, but I've been on a killing streak lately.
First up...
After that, we have...
And finally, Jermaine's last stand...
I'm thinking about starting a regular blogspot type page where I post this stuff. I started one earlier in the year called Manderson 2008, where I was going to run for president of the internet. I think 2012 is a more realistic goal now, though.