Axel
I am making soap. Kindly do not touch anything in the kitchen. I'd appreciate it if you would just avoid the room altogether, but if you have to stick your nose in it just know that the refrigerator is completely off limits.
If I catch you in there I will break your arm.
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The bruise on my ribs looks exactly like a map of Canada, I shit you not. The scabs on my face don't look like anything, though, which is kind of disappointing. Better luck next time, I guess.