Jul 05, 2005 00:36
Major: [blah blah] fag.
Franz: He's bee-sexual, right?
Tony Parker: Right. I have sex with bees
Franz: I never understand why you go around with queens.
Tony Parker: Well, they're bigger than bees.
[later in the movie]
Tony Parker: Well, actually, I'm a bisexual lesbian in a man's body... but it's more complicated than that.
Tony Parker is played by the INfamous Eddie Izzard. <3 [Yes I have a crush on Eddie.] For those of you seeking a great crossdressing laugh where none of the German is subtitled, check out All the Queen's Men. Eddie teaches teh ditzy Friends boy [Matt LeBlanc] how to be a crossdresser, so they can infilitrate an all women's Enigma plant. Very much reminded me of Eddie's stand up in Dressed to Kill when he talks about being in the military.
Anyways, I'm off to SanFran/Chicago/Wisconsin tomorrow. <3 Wanted to leave you all with that hilarious bee-sexual quote. Carolyn/Josh, ya'll can watch it when you get here, if you'd like. Same with you, Dorian. Everyone else? find your own copy! <3<3
Also, Happy ID4.