gloat, gloat, gloat
Taking a page from the book of jakethrash, I made this screen shot to flaunt my victory over some guy in Argentina.
Took me 28 moves to 'mate him, and for the better half of the endgame he just kept moving his queen around to put my king in check. The piece I took was a knight which he moved into that position to prevent me from 'mating him with the queen several moves before that. I was about to move my king-side rook up into the same row as the queen, protected by my knight, to threaten her out of the area, but then I saw my pawn. I stared at that pawn for a good twenty seconds, tittered maniacally, and then took his knight. My husband thought that was the most hilarious thing ever. We're so evil.
Took me 28 moves to 'mate him, and for the better half of the endgame he just kept moving his queen around to put my king in check. The piece I took was a knight which he moved into that position to prevent me from 'mating him with the queen several moves before that. I was about to move my king-side rook up into the same row as the queen, protected by my knight, to threaten her out of the area, but then I saw my pawn. I stared at that pawn for a good twenty seconds, tittered maniacally, and then took his knight. My husband thought that was the most hilarious thing ever. We're so evil.