World Domination

[ehowton]

Comments

[melancthe]

a bright, fluorescent green light, shining into the crevices of those who would do wrong

This sounds surprisingly exciting. *shifty eyes*

[ehowton]

My single most favorite thing that you do - the one thing which defines you, and no matter the circumstances makes me giggle, is your *shifty eyes*

I could never convincingly pull that off. You ma'am, embody it.

[melancthe]

I use my shifty eyes to hide my rabid depravity.

Hmm. It's not working terribly well, is it?

[ehowton]

I adore it no matter its purpose.

[schpydurx]

It only makes you more desirable.

Lest I forget, happy valentine's day.