midnight madness (well, almost)

[ehjeh]

Light alcohol and mixed amounts of caffeine. Leo and my automobile. I be bepoping without any cowboy in the mix. Rocking out on rickety railings and alliterating always. I now hold the knowledge: on the acceptance of minorities to heaven-how a man’s farts smell-where birds are-that bitches ain’t shit

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I be a smart ass....

[celtzcastle]

You're correct in saying that Word doesn't recognize "defenstration." It does, however, recognize "defenestration."

I have never heard the word "defenstration," and cannot find a definition for it online.

Why yes, you're ass must be smart

[ehjeh]

Oops. I'll make sure I don't ever claim to be an award-winning speller, because it just ain't true.

But still, it's a great word no matter how it's spelled.

GI doctors say that the bowel is the "second brain"...

[celtzcastle]

It is a pretty awesome word. I wonder if there's a verb for it. It is needed in certain contexts. For example, "Let's defenestrate McCain's racist supporters."

If defenestrate isn't a word, then it needs to be.

Re: GI doctors say that the bowel is the "second brain"...

[ehjeh]

It is definitely a verb. And a noun.

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/defenestrate

I wouldn't do that with McCain supporters. It might hurt the poor windows.

Re: GI doctors say that the bowel is the "second brain"...

[celtzcastle]

That's why you've got to pick a building that has windows that slide open.

I'm glad it's a verb. Obama's campaign is classy. So, if we want to help, we've got to defenestrate the supporters, rather than throw them out the window. It's classier.