001: video/action for New Bark Town - missed the left again
[The feed clicks on to see a man of about 25, with grayish white hair. He turns to the camera, pulls out a carrot, and beings munching on it.] Eeehhh. [Munch munch munch.] What's up, doc? I'm Bugs Bunny. Someone wanna tell me where dis place is? I ain't heard o' "Johto" before. I haven't even been here five minutes, an' I already got a lotta problems with dis place.
[Munchin' on that carrot again.] Foist, that lady back dere wasn't my motha. But what really gets me is that dis place toined me into a human! A human! I was a poifectly fine specimen of a rabbit before, and now dey went an' did dis to me! [Suddenly, a purple monkey gets in the way. On his face, no less. Bugs furiously tries to get the little monkey off his face.] Will you get off a' me!?!
[After a bit more struggling, the Aipom is off of his face, and he gives a very unamused look at the camera.] Well anyway doc, if you could help a rabbit out an' tell me how I get out a' bein' at here, I'd appreciate it. [But before the feed cuts off:] Knew I shoulda taken dat left toin at Albukoikee....
[Munchin' on that carrot again.] Foist, that lady back dere wasn't my motha. But what really gets me is that dis place toined me into a human! A human! I was a poifectly fine specimen of a rabbit before, and now dey went an' did dis to me! [Suddenly, a purple monkey gets in the way. On his face, no less. Bugs furiously tries to get the little monkey off his face.] Will you get off a' me!?!
[After a bit more struggling, the Aipom is off of his face, and he gives a very unamused look at the camera.] Well anyway doc, if you could help a rabbit out an' tell me how I get out a' bein' at here, I'd appreciate it. [But before the feed cuts off:] Knew I shoulda taken dat left toin at Albukoikee....