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Well,
I've just finished wrapping up the coolest baby gift ever, in my opinion. Onesies screen-printed with the glorious face of THE KING. (Monochromatic and in two sizes, FYI)
In other news, I've accidentally bought blue eyeshadow. I say accidentally because it was supposed to be free, but I forgot to lay the coupon out... Dumbass. Now when people make fun of me for wearing it, I won't have the excuse of "but it was Freeeeeeeeee!!!!!!" Which means I'll just have to rock it all that much harder. Life lesson #4695: If you can't pull off blue eyeshadow, wear it anyways and accent with an ever-pleasant "FUCK YOU" look.
My lion is about to turn eight in a few weeks... She's requesting a sleepover party. I'm scared as hell. Not only is she growing up so fast, but I have to deal with sleepovers now too. I have ever-so-carefully avoided the dreaded "playdate" but this, I am afraid, is inescapable. What the hell do 8yr olds do at sleepovers? Do I have to come up with Games???? (Please no!) Do i have to entertain them, or just feed them an infinite amount of pizza and pray no one throws uP??? Gah. Kids are so intimidating.
I have movies upon movies to watch... Milk, Underworld, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, The Dark Knight, ect. I can't seem to find the time inbetween my trashy reality shows.... and the books I'm involved in. Speaking of, I have to go look up the episode of Rock of Love Bus from this past Sunday... Damn beach trip... screwed up my schedule!!!
Oh, and as of right now, I still have a job. That's good, right? I hear the rumblings of layoffs in the distance...
I've just finished wrapping up the coolest baby gift ever, in my opinion. Onesies screen-printed with the glorious face of THE KING. (Monochromatic and in two sizes, FYI)
In other news, I've accidentally bought blue eyeshadow. I say accidentally because it was supposed to be free, but I forgot to lay the coupon out... Dumbass. Now when people make fun of me for wearing it, I won't have the excuse of "but it was Freeeeeeeeee!!!!!!" Which means I'll just have to rock it all that much harder. Life lesson #4695: If you can't pull off blue eyeshadow, wear it anyways and accent with an ever-pleasant "FUCK YOU" look.
My lion is about to turn eight in a few weeks... She's requesting a sleepover party. I'm scared as hell. Not only is she growing up so fast, but I have to deal with sleepovers now too. I have ever-so-carefully avoided the dreaded "playdate" but this, I am afraid, is inescapable. What the hell do 8yr olds do at sleepovers? Do I have to come up with Games???? (Please no!) Do i have to entertain them, or just feed them an infinite amount of pizza and pray no one throws uP??? Gah. Kids are so intimidating.
I have movies upon movies to watch... Milk, Underworld, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, The Dark Knight, ect. I can't seem to find the time inbetween my trashy reality shows.... and the books I'm involved in. Speaking of, I have to go look up the episode of Rock of Love Bus from this past Sunday... Damn beach trip... screwed up my schedule!!!
Oh, and as of right now, I still have a job. That's good, right? I hear the rumblings of layoffs in the distance...