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oh holy fuck
a monster just tried to eat my head. see, I was asleep, and i was having nightmares and i got up and got some juice and stuff, then I tried to go backto sleep... and i'm just laying there in the dark when i hear something land and crawl around on the bed near my head... i flew straight up in the air and hit the light and there's this HUGE ASS FUCKING CRICKET FROM HELL Right where my face was a second ago. He was seriously trying to eat my face off, i know it.
so I threw the damn thing out the back door...
I'm greatful it wasn't a spider... I'd have been dead by now.
but this thing almost got me.
a monster just tried to eat my head. see, I was asleep, and i was having nightmares and i got up and got some juice and stuff, then I tried to go backto sleep... and i'm just laying there in the dark when i hear something land and crawl around on the bed near my head... i flew straight up in the air and hit the light and there's this HUGE ASS FUCKING CRICKET FROM HELL Right where my face was a second ago. He was seriously trying to eat my face off, i know it.
so I threw the damn thing out the back door...
I'm greatful it wasn't a spider... I'd have been dead by now.
but this thing almost got me.