Writer's Block: International Coastal Cleanup
Pennsylvania doesn't really have a coast, just a bunch of rivers. To solve this crisis, most of us Pennsylvanians are planning to blow New Jersey up and get us a beach.
Because nobody likes New Jersey anyway.
This past week I have been hooked on coffee every freaking day just to get by. I've drunken insane amounts of espresso in various forms in order to stay alive. Unfortunately for me, my insides are now revolting against this assailment of coffee and I feel like I'm going to keel over and die. So sorry if this entry makes no sense what so ever; I'm not sure where I am right now, or what time it is.
I was really upset to learn on Thursday that my friend almost died of alcohol poisoning last weekend. If the cops hadn't busted the party, he probably would've died. I saw him on Tuesday and he seemed healthy, but I pray he doesn't do that ever again! >:(
Oh, and I was joking about blowing up New Jersey. Someone must like New Jersey... for some reason.