So a group of students at Arizona State University have come together to form a group. They have decided to call it "Caucasian American Men of ASU," and I have decided to go vomit. They argue that their group is actually combatting racism and sexism because, as everyone knows, white men are, like, the most super-oppressed people in the world.
There's an article
here, and if the picture is any indication, perhaps the "Unfortunate Facial Hair Advocacy League of ASU" is next.