tandem aint random but liquor is quicker.

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its been long
i grew a shlong
i smoked the bong
i moved to hong kong
i became chinese
i began to weez
i ate easy cheese
i said pretty please
i had sugar on top
i grew a crop
i kissed a cop
i just cant stop
i got a ticket
i used a wicket
i ate a cricket
i shined the spicket
i drank the wine
it was just fine
this is a sign
i broke my spine
i talked all night
i felt the fright
i stayed in spite
i flew my kite
i wore my shoe
i colored it blue
i found the clue
i am false or true
i kid you not
i found the spot
i am feeling hot
i begin to trot
i leave the city
i am getting witty
it is looking shitty
the rain is spitty
my clothes are wet
i did not fret
i made a bet
home i will get
i took the bus
he made a fus
$1.10 and a cus
i did not trust
a secret lie
flows in the sky
i said hi
i said bye
i made it home
i cracked the dome
i sat on foam
i wrote a poem
and here i stand
victory in hand
i made the plan
i named it dan
that i did
and then i hid
i closed the lid
how splendid.