A panda-assed koala slut.

[egregory]

It's depressing knowing that your life and everything you've accumulated for the past 20 odd years is capable of being stored into a couple boxes

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[olddaedalus]

Of course, you put the list backwards, so all the lesser people dont feel bad. :p

Good call, there. Buy lotto tickets. Whats the worst that could happen?

[eddiee]

The worst thing that can happen is you win the lotto and then a nuclear bomb hits and blows you up along with the ticket. Winning the lotto, but ending your life before you could enjoy the money.

[eddiee]

Better yet... getting struck by lightning.

[egregory]

Or winning the lotto only to be held up by zombies who shoot lightning and then while they're holding me up, being killed by Hulk Hogan in a yellow hummer that was supposed to land on the zombies.

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[egregory]

Well DUH! You want everyone to be jealous of our love affair, Chuck? Jesus Christ, you're married! We can't just let everyone on a public internet forum, much like this one where I'm typing, know that were fucking. Like rabbits. Everywhere. Your mom.

And Edd said it all.