019 - filtered to Gotei/friendlies

[egoisme]

This wasn't entirely the reception I had hoped for as a birthday celebration. I always knew he was a bastard, but I'm so tired I can barely move an inch.

...Being tied up isn't as fun as it's made out to be. Not that I am anymore, but all the same. Can we trade in our zanpakutous anywhere?

EDITED TO CLARIFY: I am not some sort of sexual deviant

Comments

[shot69]

Happy Birthday, regardless.

Where is your Zanpakutou now?

[egoisme]

Thank you.

I don't know, honestly. Out causing trouble, I'm sure.

[shot69]

Did he say why they've come back?

[egoisme]

I believe he said that it was none of my business, however, before he left he said I failed his test.

[shot69]

His test?

[egoisme]

I don't know. He wouldn't tell me what he meant.

[shot69]

Are you all right otherwise?

[egoisme]

Oh absolutely peachy.

[shot69]

Do you need to go to the Fourth?

[egoisme]

...No, no. No. I'm not that bad off I don't think. You know how it is just feeling drained of your energy.

[shot69]

...

I have some experience with that, yeah.

[egoisme]

A word of caution then, if you see someone who looks like me with long hair, go the opposite way~

[shot69]

We wouldn't want him testing anyone else.

[egoisme]

No of course not. Though, it would just be a retake, right?

[shot69]

...

Don't make me take you to the Fourth.

[egoisme]

So mean! That's a steep punishment. I didn't say anything~