Wilton Practice

Dec 14, 2007 15:09

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eithni December 14 2007, 21:26:03 UTC
There is a Northshield Dons' trick to poofy pants that still show off your awesome butt... Ask me sometime and I'll share the trade secret. It involves math, but is not terribly difficult!

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ego_id_non_feci December 14 2007, 21:39:47 UTC
No maths!! Noooooooooo!

Maths is icky! I hate maths!

Noooooo!!! You can't make me! Noooooo!

*Throws self on floor, kicks and screams*

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eithni December 14 2007, 22:15:03 UTC
Oh, but I can make you! I can whisper sweet, sweet maths secrets to your bit of soul every day... it will soak up the equations with the evil water... the maths will leak into your head while you are sleeping! Bwahahaha!

But, really, the math involved is not any worse than bubble-pleating. relatively painless, very pretty results. And if it does hurt a little, th remember that one must suffer for beauty now and again...

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ego_id_non_feci December 15 2007, 00:52:27 UTC
Curses, foiled again!

...you and your neverending quest to make my brain bigger... when will it stop?!? When?!?

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kumakun December 14 2007, 22:14:48 UTC
The boots become cool boots with the addition of gaiters. I'm pretty sure Toke knows how to make them, I'm almost positive at least one pair of his boots have had them since I've known him. If he doesn't have a pattern, I can get you one michael used to use.

/R

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ego_id_non_feci December 15 2007, 00:46:34 UTC
I shall bug him about it. I've heard of them before, but I guess I didn't think to ask around. Durh.

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otesmacke December 15 2007, 01:04:23 UTC
I'll bring the patterns and leather (you know when) and we'll get you started on the right path - what color shoes or boots do you have/want to have? (brown is the perferred color of the Irish)

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ego_id_non_feci December 15 2007, 02:20:12 UTC
The Harley boots are black. They're probably what I'm going to be using, since they're better made than the cheap dreck I fought in last night.

I'm cool with whatever color. If brown is traditional Irish, and I might have the opportunity to have you call me Mini-Otes by wearing it, I'm all for brown. :)

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cealfind December 15 2007, 00:07:54 UTC
I did not make icky faces at your sword. Your sword is ancient, and venerable, and has much wisdom for you, if you can unlock it's secrets.

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ego_id_non_feci December 15 2007, 00:50:53 UTC
You did so make icky faces at it! And then you insulted shlagers in general and you called my blade Not Tapered! You were name-calling!

...and that's mean. :p

Dude... I kind of want to look for secret hidden compartments of wisdom now. I mean, it's got all these pieces... maybe one of them, if you twist it just right, lets out a Pop! and suddenly you understand how to gauge range. That would be cool.

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cealfind December 15 2007, 01:01:45 UTC
I was not name calling, I was being descriptive. If some one asked me about your blade, I would describe it as being not tapered.

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ego_id_non_feci December 15 2007, 02:21:45 UTC
Oh. Well, when you say it all reasonable like that...

I'msorryIcalledyoumean.

...but you DID TO make an icky face!

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otesmacke December 15 2007, 01:06:57 UTC
I love my sword. Squeeeeeeeeee!

You have a sword now - where'd you get it? What's its history? Does it have a name? Did you even ask?

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ego_id_non_feci December 15 2007, 02:16:53 UTC
I got my sword from Otes McKe, who had it from his cousin, Don Jock McKee, of the Irish McKees. Otes McKe won and held the Princess's sleeve with my sword. He left a legacy of wit and honor, joy in life and pride in learning on the blade. Jock won and held the Princess's sleeve with my sword, as well a couple of tournaments (by his own account, not many, but in the words of others, the most legendary fights ever to befall the principality of Northshield). He left a legacy of dashing good looks, snappy rejoinders, and unswearving loyalty to the ideals we all hold dear ( ... )

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otesmacke December 15 2007, 02:38:35 UTC
won and held the Princess's sleeve with my sword. He left a legacy of wit and honor, joy in life and pride in learning on the blade.

I like the way your story goes - but I didn't win, much less fight, in any Princess's Sleeve tourney.

The rig was put together by Jock and Guillaume leFort, knight, laurel and don.

I think you need to do a little more research to get the facts straight (you can leave the parts in about me though - I kinda like it!)

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ego_id_non_feci December 15 2007, 02:49:30 UTC
Woops! Oh well. You said you had something with the sword... I guess I had Princess's Sleeve on the brain. :)

Also, the confusion between Giles and Guillaume isn't a new confusion. To be honest, I've called each gentleman by the other's name. In person. Shortly after being introduced. Meh. I'll have to write it down five times now, to make sure when I tell it again, I've got the right name. And chances are, since I made my gorget at Giles', I'll say Giles anyway.

The stuff about you stays. You're my favorite Otes in the whole world, and as much a legend in my eyes as Jack.

No, but seriously, tell me stories.

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