Bonjour la Bonne Annee

[ego_amo_te]

So this is the New Year
And I don't feel any different
The clanking of crystal
Explosions off in the distance

So this is the New Year
And I have no resolutions
For self-assigned penance
For problems with easy solutions

So everybody put your best suit or dress on
Let's make believe that we are wealthy for just this once
Lighting firecrackers off on the front lawn
As thirty dialogues bleed into one

I wish the world was flat like the old days
And we could travel just by folding a map
No more airplanes, or speedtrains, or freeways
There'd be no distance that can hold us back

Kicked off my new year rather unremarkably with a couple glasses of wine and a Metalocalypse marathon. Saw Kelli Bonin a little and the PS3 a lot. It has buttons-that-are-not-actually-buttons which is pretty damn cool. That's about its best feature, considering it is now my fiercest competition. How can I hope to compete with next-gen graphics?
I just got a phone call consisting of a single shriek and a disconnect. Strange.

Happy New Year, everyone. Hope it's twice as good as your last. Muah.