I want Stephanie Meyer to be skullfucked by a rabid baboon. I can't even listen to music without Twilight shitting all over it. I was searching for "Supermassive Black Hole" by Muse on Youtube and half of the videos were "OMFGLIEKTHISSONGWASINTWILIGHTSONOWMUSEISTEHBESTESTBANDINTEHWORLD!!!11111 EDWARDISSOHOT!!!!!11111"
Seriously?
I can deal with the fact that about half of my friends have read the series and like it. I can deal with the fact that an idiot like Meyer can become a millionaire by adding sparkling "vampires" to lulzy stories that Meyer probably wrote in high school because the captain of the football team wouldn't bone her. But I can not deal with the fact that it is infecting my fanbase. If there is any justice in the world, this horrible fad will end soon. I just hope that the next trend will not be so debasing to women as this one.
I was going to post some anti-Twilight videos from Youtube, but the embeded code won't work for some reason.
This video is pretty funny and I felt the need to show you guys.
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LOL