I want to write a FanFic.

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Involving MiB, Jacob, Ricardo/Ricardus/Richard and an OC.

I DON'T KNOW IF I SHOULD.

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[cloudytea]

AN OC AS IN RICARDUS/OC YES PLZ LOL

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I WAS GONNA HAVE THAT OC ALL UP IN RICARDUS' GRILL.

...wait...

[cloudytea]

.....RICARDUS I WANT TO BE ALL UP IN YOUR GRILL

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I WOULD NOT HESITATE.

[cloudytea]

~ CONTINUING CONVO HERE CUZ I'M RUNNING OUTTA ROOM LOL

[eggxmagnet]

I NOTICED THIS ALSO, AND APPROVE OF YOUR SOLUTION.

I AM SOMEWHAT HORRIFIED OF MY ATTRACTION TO MiB.

RICHARD, FORGIVE MY INFIDELITIES. YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE FOR ME.

[cloudytea]

LOL ME TOO. BUT RICARDUS WILL ALWAYS BE NUMERO UNO IN MY HEART.

THAT AND I COULD GET LUNG CANCER FROM ALL THAT SECONDHAND SMOKE.

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I THINK OF THIS PROSPECT AND I FIND MYSELF NOT SO BOTHERED. IT WOULD BE A FUN RIDE.

WITH MiB, LUNG CANCER.
WITH RICARDUS, A WHINY MAN WITH A DEAD WIFE.

BUT WHICH IS BETTER?

[cloudytea]

...CAN ME AND RICARDUS HAVE CRAZY GRIEF SEX? CUZ THAT SOUNDS NICE. JUST AS LONG AS HE DOESN'T CALL ME ISABELLA. I DRAW THE LINE THERE.

[eggxmagnet]

CRAZY DELAYED GRIEF SEX GRANTED. LOL.

I CAN FORESEE A LACK OF BAD-ASSERY COMING FROM RICARDUS IN THE COMING WEEKS. I CAN, HOWEVER, FORESEE DRIPPY LAMENTING.

ALL I SEE WITH MiB IS KILLING. I LIKE THIS.

[cloudytea]

I JUST WANT RICARDUS TO TAKE OFF HIS SHIRT. I MEAN SHIT. YOU THINK HE'D TAKE IT OFF WHEN HE WAS IN THE CHAINS. OR RIP IT OFF. OR WHATEVER. IT LOOKED PRETTY HOT DOWN IN THAT BRIG.

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FUCK, I KNOW RIGHT. I MEAN, THAT CHEST HAIR POKING OUT OF THAT FUG SHIRT WAS ALMOST TOO MUCH. THE CLOSEST WE GOT TO TOPLESS GLORY WAS JACOB DUNKING HIM.

SRSLY RICARDUS. TUCK IT IN, OR TAKE IT OFF.

[cloudytea]

UGH MAYBE IT'S A PREVIEW OF GREATER THINGS TO COME.

[eggxmagnet]

NAH, HE'LL NEVER DO IT. NOT NOW THAT THEY'VE INTRODUCED THE DEAD WIFE.

[cloudytea]

GODDAMMIT ISABELLA, YOU'RE RUINING THE PARTY.

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SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL HAS BEEN RUINED.

FUCK, ISABELLA. GO AWAY. DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'VE DONE?